Katie Holmes thinks she can dance … and act. Mrs. Tom Cruise is currently in Australia filming her new flick, Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. Lookin’ good, Katie!

Now, I’m not saying she looks good, but at least she’s not falling-down drunk and sloppy. She looks … presentable, and I commend her on that. Her stomach does look a little roundish in some of these photos, but I’m gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she just ate. Because God help us all if this girl’s pregnant.

Tara’s on a St. Tropez vacay with her boyfriend, Michael Axtmann.

I’m hearing this exclusively from one of my favoritest and most reliable New York party-scene sources:

Jon was totally at a house party in the Hamptons this weekend making out with girls and in the middle of casual conversations was mentioning Kate cheating on him… And Ed Hardy…mentioning that in casual convos. Oh yes and the whole time he traveled with a bodyguard and a driver… Classy eh? Guess he is out there because of a developer friend… Not just Mr Lohan :)

Wow, Jon Gosselin just gets awesomer and awesomer with every new drunken, slutty story. I think I love this man. But homeboy needs to lay off the booze — his stomach and his face are both expanding rapidly. How is he going to sleep with 22-year-old famewhores if they can’t get to his penis because his beer belly’s in the way?

Everyone’s all excited about these pics X17 snapped of Dakota Fanning on a “date” with “17-year-old” Freddie Highmore (from Finding Neverland and Willy Wonka). Let me tell you: Freddie Highmore looks like he needs to get high more.

While I’m excited to see Dakota dating, this is the last person I want her to be with. This looks like a child — and a well-behaved one, at that. This is not who I need you to be dating, Dakota. This does nothing for me. Either get with a Jonas brother (hey, I hear Joe’s single) or have your publicist get Jon Gosselin’s number. Because this shit? Is boring.

Marc Anthony hosted a “surprise” birthday party for his bride’s 40th.  Jennifer Lopez is another one of those actresses that has way more acting skill than I gave her credit for.  Notice how surprised, shocked, teary she looked as she arrived.  Did she think she was headed to the Sizzler in her floor-length Grecian-inspired gown?  She totally knew!  I’ve got more pics in the gallery of Lopez faking it, as well as a pic of Mets player Carlos Beltran who attended the party.  Truth?  I only included the Carlos picture so we could laugh at his date’s ensemble.

According to Gatecrasher, Ms. Lopez was very irritated — and spent a lot of time loudly complaining about it to her husband — by guests who did not arrive on time.  

Happy Birthday — you’ll always be J. Lo to me, even though your husband has re-branded you as Lola.

I have to admit, I haven’t been watching True Blood yet this season. I’m going to wait until the DVDs come out and just sit down and watch them all over a weekend. But this new trailer for the rest of season two has me thinking I might try to catch a marathon on HBO or something (do they do those?). If you want more detailed spoilers, you can get them here.