Lindsay “engaged” in some shopping in LA today — while sporting a ring on her left hand. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! I BET LINDSAY LOHAN IS ENGAGED!

Of course not. She’s looking for a way to tiptoe back into the spotlight after all the Michael Jackson hoopla. Mission accomplished.

Gotta admit, though, I love her outfit. I always do.

You know, we hear surprisingly little about Kate Moss these days. She seems to be keeping her nose clean, if ya catch my drift. I wonder if her (sorta) new boyfriend, Jamie Hince, has anything to do with it. Kate was looking happy (and sober!) on a date with him in London Wednesday night.

Would it be a proper Wilkinson nuptial if Kendra didn’t flub her vows? No, of course not. I’m just a little disappointed she didn’t write her own. That would have been comedy gold: “Hank, baby, you had me at the grill.”

That said, this is a gorgeous wedding, and Kendra looks very happy. I just know this is going to be a beautiful marriage for her for the next year or two.

Don’t worry, guys. Nick hasn’t proposed to Miley. Joe “Type 1″ Jonas hasn’t gone running back to Taylor Swift begging for forgiveness (as he ought to). No, it’s the other Jonas, the one who’s always half-hidden in photo shoots and videos, like a boy-band Carnie Wilson. I believe his name is Kevin, although it may be Mike. Or Steve. Or Dale. Not sure.

Anyway, The Other Jonas proposed to his girlfriend of two years this morning at her New Jersey home with a ring he’d “codesigned” with Jacob & Co. How does one “codesign” a ring? Like, “Yes. It should have a diamond. You can quote me on that.”

He took a red-eye to Jersey after his show in Vancouver last night. “It was tough performing last night,” he said, “knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world.”

The couple met in May 2007 while their families were vacationing in the Bahamas. The bride-to-be, Danielle Deleasa, claims she had no idea who Kevin was when she met him. OK then. That’s my plan. When I “run into” Adrian Grenier while “on vacation” with my “family,” I’m going to be all like, “Oh hi there. Who are you? I’ve never seen anyone who looks remotely like you ever in my life, and certainly not on TV. Wanna buy me a drink?”

Stunt-casting much? The cast of Gossip Girl is heading off to college (NYU, ‘natch), and they’ll be joined by Hilary Duff, who’ll be playing Olivia Burke, a famous film star in search of the normal college experience (coughOlsentwinscough). The twist? She’s rooming with Vanessa (Jessica Szohr).

I’m sorry, I’m trying very hard to find an angle to this story that I care about, but it’s not happening. The days of GG are numbered, I’ll tell you that. I can only pray that the nauseating NYC Prep will meet a similar fate, and soon.

Karl Malden passed away today at the very ripe old age of 97.

Best known for his television role on The Streets of San Francisco – one of my all-time favorites as a kid – Malden also appeared in Streetcar Named Desire, On the Waterfront, and How the West Was Won.

In my personal estimation, his most admirable accomplishment is that he is survived by his wife of 71 years.  You read that right:  71 years.

Prayers and positive thoughts go out to the entire Malden family.