Apology video WHAT?

Rihanna don’t care.

The superstar totally pulled off this fashion-forward look at the London premiere of Inglorious Basterds.

Oh, man. This is exactly what I was dreading. Pretty much since Paris Jackson was born, I was all like, “Please God, say she wasn’t named after Paris Hilton?”

But no.

Paris spent Wednesday night at the LA premiere of her new MTV documentary, Paris Not France, and had this to say to the reporter from Extra:

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13,” Paris explains. “So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

Oh, and for what it’s worth, the only celebs at this premiere were Paris, Nicky and the Hilton ‘rents. Not sure if that’s ‘cuz no one else was invited or ‘cuz no one else came, but I thought it was worth mentioning.

Way to go, Kelis!!!

The singer had her baby with ex-hubby Nas on Wednesday night, and the rapper initially wasn’t even allowed in the delivery room to visit her when her labor started, because he was too drunk. When she finally did give birth (after THREE DAYS of labor!), Nas was sober enough to come say hi.

But I bet he’s drinking again right now, as an LA judge has ordered him to pay a whopping $55,000 a month in combined spousal and child support plus the mortgage on their L.A. residence.

Nas also has to pay Kelis for the baby nurse, prenatal expenses and medical insurance. PLUS he has to pay $35,000 to Kelis’ lawyer, Laura Wasser.

Wow. So I guess the birth of his baby was pretty much the worst day of his life. He and Jon Gosselin should light up a joint together and commiserate.

Good morning, Wendie! Here’s video of Mischa Barton, moving in and out of a British accent as she moves in and out of consciousness during a recent interview at a Harrod’s opening.

Ummmm, maybe that psychiatric hold was about an identity crisis? Mischa can’t seem to figure out if she’s a washed-up American actress or a washed-up British hooker.

Don’t forget that Katie Holmes is on So You Think You Can Dance tonight.  She will be singing and dancing a tribute to Judy Garland.  Tonight’s episode is a celebration of the show’s 100th episode.  I’ve never seen it before, but I’ll totally be tuning in to see if her leaseholder Tom Cruise is there.

Katie has joined forces with the show’s producer and judge Nigel Lygothe as well as Adam Shankman and Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba to form a foundation called Dizzy Feet.  Dizzy Feet’s goal is to provide education and opportunity to underprivileged dancers.

Sadly, the show airs at 9 p.m. EST which is in direct schedule conflict with the re-airing of Lindsay Lohan’s Labor Pains (begins at 8 p.m. EST).  It’s like network executives just sit around thinking of new and creative ways to piss me off.  Thank you, sweet Jaysus for DVR technology.

Victoria Beckham was spotted today during a photo shoot today in London.  Per usual, she completely ignored trays of food and instead opted for some no-calorie, fat-free lipstick.

Maybe it’s tough to look super casual on a piece of playground equipment when you’re wearing Louboutins but I haven’t seen anyone so stiff since Bill Clinton was in the Oval Office.  You do realize she is incapable of experiencing the emotion of joy because she hasn’t had cheese in decades, right?