Why Natural Lighting Is Evil
Jul 30, 2009 at 07:00 am by Wendie

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This is why we must all eschew any and all photo sessions that occur in the great outdoors.  Bridget Marquardt, Hef’s ex-girl next door, was a guest at last night’s Give and Get Fete, an event that supports Dress for Success.  The sun was cruel … as cruel as the hairstylist that keeps her looking like Washed Up Barbie.

Denise Richards appeared too, and I don’t know how I’ve never noticed this before, but she has a touch of the crazy eyes.  Tatyana Ali, best known for being on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air showed up as did a very skinny Guiliana Rancic.

Finally, Chelsea Handler learned a valuable lesson:  Skinny jeans are a privilege and not one that she’s earned.

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21 Responses to “Why Natural Lighting Is Evil”

  1. JennB says:
    July 30, 2009 at 7:06 am

    Bridgette: LOVE her. Think she’s probably really sweet in real life, but yea, not the most flattering lighting.

    Denise: typically think she’s really attractive, but she’s looking old here…the lighting IS evil.

    Guiliana: GROSS. Just gross.

    Chelsea: I just wish skinny jeans would go away in general. They’re flattering on almost no one.

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  2. Anonymous says:
    July 30, 2009 at 7:11 am

    Insulting Chelsea Handler is also a privilege and sorry but you all haven’t earned that one either.

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  3. Laurie says:
    July 30, 2009 at 7:13 am

    Really, Tatyana? Nice shirt covered in horses. Did you pick that up in South Dakota?

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  4. Anonymous says:
    July 30, 2009 at 7:19 am

    I hope they don’t give that purple tank top and yellow shorts outfit to the needy. That hurts my eyes.

    If we’re going to completely redefine the parameters of beauty once again… and somehow looking great in natural light isn’t on that list, I’m just going to have to give up. Have we no standards?!

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    • Robin says:
      July 30, 2009 at 7:30 am

      I don’t know if it’s the actual yellow purple outfit that is so terrible or if it’s the fact that it’s hanging on a skeleton.

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  5. Alzaetia says:
    July 30, 2009 at 7:47 am

    That’s more than a touch of crazy eyes on Denise. She looks freakin’ scary!
    And I suddenly feel much, much better about the state of my crow’s feet. I’m only a year younger than her and my eyes look way better than that in any light.
    Wendie, I think you just helped me fend off a major case of hating my eyes. Seriously, one has been brewing for the last few weeks. It’s gone now. Thanks!

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  6. Anonymous says:
    July 30, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Bridgette looks just fine. Get off your high horse.

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  7. Malibu Niki says:
    July 30, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Bridget’s makeup makes her face look like it’s made out of clay.

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  8. bak says:
    July 30, 2009 at 10:40 am

    I LOVE Niecy.

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  9. joan says:
    July 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    the color of denise’s hair and skin is just plain GROSS.

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  10. Hautie says:
    July 30, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    The biggest problem with these pictures is practically everyone of them have on the wrong makeup.

    From being orange…. to that big greasy shine from mineral makeup… and the general lack of a good loose powder. It seems in the last 10 years that no one uses the correct technique when applying makeup.

    Which really is sad…. because all of these girls are pretty… but with bad makeup… making them look haggard.

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  11. janblan says:
    July 30, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    hahahahaha
    i love that you said that about chelsea handler
    everyone is always saying OMG she is so funny i love her, but shes not that funny and not that cute

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  12. lolly says:
    July 31, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    i want to slap giulianna for both her outfit AND the spelling of her name.

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  13. Ripon says:
    October 6, 2010 at 12:30 am

    i love u your beach watch show r u saw me

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  14. Ripon says:
    October 6, 2010 at 12:35 am

    bridget i love u

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