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Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Sits Next To Someone More Stoned Than She

Lindsay Lohan

Remember when Lindsay said she was a workaholic?  Do you think she meant alcoholic?  Oops, sorry — that was obvious.  What I meant to say was, “Do you think she meant shopaholic?”

I need to understand Lindsay Lohan’s technique of money management.  She spends her time making milkshakes and scenes yet can afford to shop at the toniest boutiques in Bev Hills.  I must be taught this method of finance immediately.

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  • Yes-that is what cocaine looks like. She thinks she looks great but it is a very warped mind playing tricks on her.

    been there-done that.

    it will get worse before it gets better.

  • that guy is noted stoned (the effect of marijuana intoxication). his funtime is coming from opiates. heroin? oxycontin? either, my kind of person to be photographed with.

  • He looks like a cartoon character i remember but cannot for the life of me remember the name of! A really dopey-looking cartoon guy but cant think! Its bugging me now!
    She looks like a mutten dressed as lamb granny! Not too good a facial expression going on there Linds!
    But damnit who is that cartoon guy im thinking of?!