Jul 27, 2009 at 10:00 am by Wendie

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It certainly was no surprise that Rupert Everett’s big mouth finally got him fired from a job, but I was surprised to hear that the job he got fired from was as a contributing editor at Vanity Fair.  I read VF every month and have never seen a piece by Rupe, but apparently he did write some columns for the mag.

In an interview, Everett called Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter “rather fat”.  Hysterical!  Carter, who is rather fat, had Rupert fired from his post after the interview went to press.

What has this taught us, kids?  Don’t call your editor “fat”.  Or, in my case, don’t make fun of your editor for moving to Seattle in search of drear,  only to be met with the sunniest Seattle summer in recent history.

6 Responses to “Today in Duh: If You Want To Keep Your Job, Don’t Call Your Editor “Fat””

  1. Reno says:

    What is with all this Rupert drama lately? I wonder where he gets off being so mouthy? Look at him – he is a dried up old queen, desperately wishing he was still sexy….but he’s not! That ship has sailed Rupert. He’d better make his new schtick keeping his mouth shut!!!

  2. Jacq says:

    I sure hope this is a picture of him going to the theater to actually act in the play, because bitch’s make-up is WRONG!

  3. meg says:

    Wow, anyone remember back when he was actually attractive? Like in “My Best Friend’s Wedding”? Now not so much. And apparently he’s a dick as well. Sad day.

    • FornitSomeFornus says:

      YES!!! Stop posting –he’s turning into a dick. Maybe he wasn’t acting in that movie _Separate Lies_ when he played the rich douchebag. I used to like him so much, but the more I read, the less I find it possible to go on liking him :(

  4. Can I call your boss fat? says:

    Because your boss is fat and ugly!

  5. Ashley says:

    He has not aged gracefully.

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