Jul 27, 2009 at 08:36 pm by Evil Beet

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15 Responses to “Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Completely and Totally Like Hell”

  1. RG says:

    Ewww…. she bleached her pubes!

    Sorry couldn’t resist.

  2. meohmy says:

    Nasty! she looks like she makes them shorts stink!

  3. violet says:

    her boyfriend is probably kinda hot. what. the heck.

  4. Persistent Cat says:

    I guess “presentable” in the sense that it’s her but those shorts are barely acceptable on a 20 year-old. Why does she dress so skanky?

  5. lulu says:

    holly shit
    how did tara land such a cute boyfriend????
    and how does she affords a vacay with boats

    am i missing something here

    Her body must be the worst in hollywood!
    her skin is leathery
    she has no hips and no butt
    has stomach is melting
    her boobs are leaking
    she has grandma knees

    ewww
    i don’t even want to know how she;s gonna look in her late forties

  6. Trini says:

    Agreed. She looks atrocious.
    How can someone who got famous for being “the hot, drunk, slutty one” be so… NOT hot?!
    Her body is scaring me.
    *shivers* @ lulu’s description

  7. Melissa says:

    :: cough:: WHITE TRASH :: cough::

  8. Jennb says:

    It’s SO weird that when you look at her from the profile her mid-section/belly is wider than her hips/butt. The girl has NO butt at all…it’s freaky looking. And yea, nothing says trashy like a grown woman wearing ripped shorts from the kid’s version of A&F.

    • JennB says:

      And I really feel like a bitch for saying this, but I will anyway, she has really, really short legs. Her whole body looks completely out of proportion: big fake boobs, big belly, no butt, short legs, skinny legs, really thin arms. Eww.

  9. Dizz says:

    It’s the sunglasses. Shades are my version of a quickie makeover. When you look like hell, throw on your sunglasses and hide your bloodshot eyes as well as half of your blotchy face. It’s all illusion-right until you enter a dimly lit location and are forced to remove the glasses and expose your skanky self.

  10. amanda says:

    Yeah she looks better than normal here. But had she left her body alone she would be SO MUCH prettier. Poor girl is gonna regret all of that surgery even more as she gets older.

  11. quirkygirlkitten says:

    nope…still fug.

  12. BEEBOP says:

    SHE LOOKS ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES (NO PUN INTENDED) AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE GOT DRESSED BY JON GOESSLIN.

  13. DarkEmpress says:

    How tragic- bad timing. She and Jon Gosselin could have been in St. Tropez at the same time and hooked up and made tabloid heaven. No worries, he’ll get to her soon enough.

  14. pinkangel8167 says:

    That belly is screaming malnutrition. Like Amy Winehouse malnutrition. Gross….

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