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Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Completely and Totally Like Hell

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Now, I’m not saying she looks good, but at least she’s not falling-down drunk and sloppy. She looks … presentable, and I commend her on that. Her stomach does look a little roundish in some of these photos, but I’m gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she just ate. Because God help us all if this girl’s pregnant.

Tara’s on a St. Tropez vacay with her boyfriend, Michael Axtmann.

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  • I guess “presentable” in the sense that it’s her but those shorts are barely acceptable on a 20 year-old. Why does she dress so skanky?

  • holly shit
    how did tara land such a cute boyfriend????
    and how does she affords a vacay with boats

    am i missing something here

    Her body must be the worst in hollywood!
    her skin is leathery
    she has no hips and no butt
    has stomach is melting
    her boobs are leaking
    she has grandma knees

    ewww
    i don’t even want to know how she;s gonna look in her late forties

  • Agreed. She looks atrocious.
    How can someone who got famous for being “the hot, drunk, slutty one” be so… NOT hot?!
    Her body is scaring me.
    *shivers* @ lulu’s description

  • It’s SO weird that when you look at her from the profile her mid-section/belly is wider than her hips/butt. The girl has NO butt at all…it’s freaky looking. And yea, nothing says trashy like a grown woman wearing ripped shorts from the kid’s version of A&F.

    • And I really feel like a bitch for saying this, but I will anyway, she has really, really short legs. Her whole body looks completely out of proportion: big fake boobs, big belly, no butt, short legs, skinny legs, really thin arms. Eww.

  • It’s the sunglasses. Shades are my version of a quickie makeover. When you look like hell, throw on your sunglasses and hide your bloodshot eyes as well as half of your blotchy face. It’s all illusion-right until you enter a dimly lit location and are forced to remove the glasses and expose your skanky self.

  • Yeah she looks better than normal here. But had she left her body alone she would be SO MUCH prettier. Poor girl is gonna regret all of that surgery even more as she gets older.

  • SHE LOOKS ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES (NO PUN INTENDED) AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE GOT DRESSED BY JON GOESSLIN.

  • How tragic- bad timing. She and Jon Gosselin could have been in St. Tropez at the same time and hooked up and made tabloid heaven. No worries, he’ll get to her soon enough.