Jul 27, 2009 at 10:38 am by Wendie

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11 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez Turned 40”

  1. spazhatchet says:

    He’s but a wee slip of a man!

    • susan says:

      That he is.
      J Lo probably isn’t much more than 5 feet….he’s a funny little dwarf man.
      I have to admit his face looks much less heroin-addict, maybe he’s eating more protein.

  2. Scout says:

    I cannot tell a lie. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the fake hair she is wearing and I would be willing to spend actual money on one for myself. I am serious.

  3. Alzaetia says:

    Maybe she new they were going to a party but didn’t realize how excessive it would be. I just can’t believe she’s that good an actor.

  4. Persistent Cat says:

    Whatever, I change my car’s oil wearing a dress very similar to that. Mine might be more expensive but I’m fancy.

  5. mobby says:

    Everytime I see pics of these two, I can only wonder how desperate she had to be to marry someone so short, ugly, and talentless.

    • j says:

      i knowww, poor j.lo! i think she was so heart-broken from ben affleck that she just wanted anyone who wouldn’t mind marrying her. even though she isn’t really talented, i feel bad for her sometimes.

      she looks great though!

  6. Anonymous says:

    she looks like she’s going to prom….

  7. Hautie says:

    Carlos Beltran date is actually a pretty girl… if you can look past that god awful outfit.

    Yet sadly one must realize that she thought, she looked FIERCE!

    Speaking of Lopez and her new fake hair piece… I am all for them.

    As long as you don’t go all Beyonce with it.

    As in… wearing that 50 pound curly blond weave…hanging to the waist… to the beach. Just as she did last summer.

    Yet it cracked me up, for she is so obsessed with not being seen without a big ass wig plop on her head…

  8. mia says:

    oh my god! j.lo is 40 now?! i feel old…

  9. veronica says:

    her makeup is horrible, the earrings are even worse, and she looks like a bride in an old Cleopatra movie. and then there’s him….fug!

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