Jul 26, 2009 at 10:49 am by Molls

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Deadbeats Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan were seen sucking down cigarettes and observing a polo match together in the Hamptons on July 25. C’mon, guys. I know you’ve got something good for this one…

17 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Trini says:

    Let’s Google how much we made off our kids in the past month!!

  2. me says:

    Am I missing something? How are they deadbeats? Does Michael Lohan need to support Lindsey? Are the Gosselin kids not provided for?

    • molls says:

      Yeah, why would they need to provide for their kids when their kids provide for them? Excellent point.

      • wpolochick says:

        Hahaha. NICE.
        ..p.s. maybe those kids don’t need to be financially provided for but there’s definitely a lack of emotional support that could categorize them as “deadbeat”.

      • kiddo says:

        Couldnt we superimpose Joe Jackson over the manlady staring at jon’s message?

  3. Chigger says:

    New BFFs try out latest 4G apps from DoucheBerry.

  4. Jinxy says:

    The Douchehampton’s!

    An embarrassment of poverty who live off kids! It’s like karma, but hopefully not a glimpse into 8 children’s futures – notice that all of the people Jon is around have extensive drug backgrounds?

    I never thought I would pity Kate.

  5. Rachel says:

    Is it sad that I kinda sorta miss Jon’s “douche-cape” as Joel McHale so awesomely calls his clothing choices?

    They are also definitely comparing drug dealers/horny and willing young women contacts.

  6. Persistent Cat says:

    Michael: We’re bringing the apocalypse, one Tweet at a time.
    Jon: What?

  7. Jackie says:

    Jon: Your daughter is hot, can I get her number??
    Michael: Sure, just lemme check it……

  8. vengefulblonde says:

    “Two lame and crazy dads!”
    (Referencing Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd’s SNL characters)

  9. Erin says:

    Waiting for the other 2 horsemen…

  10. Maria says:

    What is he thinking hanging out with him? Didn’t he just hire a PR person to advise him against this kind of shit?

  11. Swadoo says:

    And by “observing a polo match together in the Hamptons”, we mean “put on display to make the legitimately wealthy feel better about themselves. Z-list douche bags are the new fat friend.”

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