Caption This
Jul 25, 2009 at 11:45 am by Molls

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Low-key Nicky Hilton hits WeHo for a shopping spree with Deranged Hippie-Chic Barbie, Paris Hilton on July 24th. Could these two be any more different?

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16 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. DotsPerInch says:
    July 25, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Based on their attire, Los Angeles hookers are feeling the effects of a dismal economy.

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  2. Caroline says:
    July 25, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Nicky’s monochrome hair grosses me out just about as much as Paris’ synthetic extensions do…these two look awful considering the amount of time & money they spend on their appearance.

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  3. omfg says:
    July 25, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    there is nothing captionable about this picture. and im sure beet has a better quality picture than this! BORING POST BORING POST BORING POST!

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    • MsLeeLoo says:
      July 27, 2009 at 11:17 am

      What’s with all the snotty negative comments! If you think it’s boring, ignore it! Move on! Don’t actually take the time to open the comments section, and then post a comment on your own!

      What’s with you people being such asses lately? Seriously! DO you pay money to read this? I’ve paid for magazines before only to toss them in the garbage cuz they were a piece of crap! The writing here is much better and much more entartaining!

      So for the last time RELAX!!!

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  4. Dani says:
    July 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    Please fix the photos…

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  5. Donkey Punch says:
    July 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Both are useless tramps.

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  6. justthinkin' says:
    July 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Irrelevance walking

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  7. Reno says:
    July 25, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Molls – decent posts so far, but you need to up the quality of photos you post.

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  8. Donkey Punch says:
    July 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Molls needs to learn some basic skills of how to run a website.

    Rule #1: Don’t force the scale up of an image (like the one you posted in this story):

    216px × 300px (scaled to 400px × 500px)

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  9. Chuck says:
    July 25, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Unfortunately, they both believe they are superior to us mortals, despite accomplishing nothing worthwhile so far during their vapid lives.

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  10. Donkey Punch says:
    July 25, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Okay the image has been modified but it is still not perfect:

    500px × 692px (scaled to 470px × 692px)

    Rule #2: For photos like this use Jpeg images and set the compression at about 80% quality. It is a good compression without much loss of quality. Having fat image files like this are a waste of bandwidth for the website and it slows down the page loading for visitors.

    This is far too large of a filesize for such a small photo:
    551.3 KB (564535 bytes)

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  11. catcatattack says:
    July 26, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Both are far below a healthy body-weight.

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  12. Big Daddy says:
    July 26, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Donkey Hunch, why don’t you leave Molls alone… Or if you have some advise for her, which I’m sure she would be glad to receive, email her…

    Rule #3 Don’t be a duschtard. Praise in public, critisize or give pointers in private.

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  13. Trini says:
    July 26, 2009 at 10:28 am

    When is someone going to let Paris know she is 500 years old, and dressing like that is not only heinous but UNACCEPTABLE!?

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