Jul 24, 2009 at 10:06 am by Wendie

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5 Responses to “Amy Winehouse Acquitted of Sobriety Assault Accusations”

  1. jenn says:

    Well, I’m delighted for her. Absolutely delighted.

    Apparently, she wore those soggy little ballet flats to the trial to PROVE that, at 5’3″, she couldn’t reach the face of a 5’7″ woman (I read this, by the way, at MSNBC — classy!). I asked a tall (6’2″) friend to “just… hold still while I punch you?” and demonstrated that, at 5’4″, I could easily smoosh him in the nose.

    But that’s neither here nor there. Congratulations, Amy!

    • RaeRae says:

      By believing this line of defence, our fantastic British courts have accepted the the idea that Amy Winehouse has arms that reach less than 3″ in any direction.

      Apparently she is a woman with the arms of a T. Rex!

  2. just me says:

    She is looking waaaaaay healthier and cleaner too. The ballet slippers are actually clean.

  3. RaeRae says:

    Apparently Amy Winehouse’s arms reach less than 3″ in any direction.
    She’s a woman with the arms of a t-rex!

  4. Jinxy says:

    She was manhandled by a woman who was drunk, just because you are a performer doesn’t mean people have the right to touch you or grab you and drag you off for a photo. She’s a person, not a prop. I am glad she looks so well and seems to be coming together, I hope she has a chance to get her career back on track, she’s talented and deserves to be heard.

    I am glad the woman didn’t make a dime the fact she was wrong. Oh, and she wasn’t injured either. I wish Amy all the best and hope her bad times are over.

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