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Jul 23, 2009 at 10:32 pm by Evil Beet

















































































































paris is so stupid. not paris jackson, the hilton
Yes Paris. You’re also the reason why the sun rises evry day too. (who knows, that twit could be telling the truth,gag)
Hahaha she probably really thinks that too.
Also, momma hilton is looking good!
I’ve heard that before… about Paris Jackson being named after Paris Hilton. I guess its true! Poor Paris Jackon…
My thoughts exactly. As though Paris Jackson’s family legacy isn’t troubled enough, it seems she’s the namesake of a Fairy dingbat, no-ethics-visible Godmother. What will PH have blessed PJ with at her birth?
I give you the gift of indifference to those who are less wealthy than you,
I give you the gift of arrogant ignorance,
I give you the gift of fake tans and fake hair,
I give you the gift of stealing (ok, allegedly, by former bodyguards) from your friends’ homes and expecting to be given everything free,
I give you the gift of exploiting men for huge engagement rings that you won’t return when you dump them,
I give you the gift of promiscuity and public tongue kissing,
Why go on? With friends like this and Jackson family, who needs enemies?
I named my kid after Paris Hilton too! Everyone, I’d like you to meet my daughter, Cuntface Roberts.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
What is wrong with Paris Hilton? Does prolonged Valtrex use cause dementia?
^Poop! Paris is a capital R!
NOT TRUE !!!!
please… go watch Debbie Rowe interview on the “Living w/Michael Jackson -take two” documentary, she said herself that they named their daughter Paris because she was conceived at that city.
This Hilton girl should go get a real life! Poor thing…..