Jul 23, 2009 at 10:32 pm by Evil Beet

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10 Responses to “Paris Hilton Claims Paris Jackson Was Named After Her”

  1. Shanaynay says:

    paris is so stupid. not paris jackson, the hilton

  2. Shan says:

    Yes Paris. You’re also the reason why the sun rises evry day too. (who knows, that twit could be telling the truth,gag)

  3. Shelly says:

    I’ve heard that before… about Paris Jackson being named after Paris Hilton. I guess its true! Poor Paris Jackon…

    • Think Straight says:

      My thoughts exactly. As though Paris Jackson’s family legacy isn’t troubled enough, it seems she’s the namesake of a Fairy dingbat, no-ethics-visible Godmother. What will PH have blessed PJ with at her birth?

      I give you the gift of indifference to those who are less wealthy than you,
      I give you the gift of arrogant ignorance,
      I give you the gift of fake tans and fake hair,
      I give you the gift of stealing (ok, allegedly, by former bodyguards) from your friends’ homes and expecting to be given everything free,
      I give you the gift of exploiting men for huge engagement rings that you won’t return when you dump them,
      I give you the gift of promiscuity and public tongue kissing,

      Why go on? With friends like this and Jackson family, who needs enemies?

  4. MelindaRoberts says:

    I named my kid after Paris Hilton too! Everyone, I’d like you to meet my daughter, Cuntface Roberts.

  5. Az says:

    What is wrong with Paris Hilton? Does prolonged Valtrex use cause dementia?

  6. symoneandoshaen says:

    ^Poop! Paris is a capital R!

  7. adris says:

    NOT TRUE !!!!

    please… go watch Debbie Rowe interview on the “Living w/Michael Jackson -take two” documentary, she said herself that they named their daughter Paris because she was conceived at that city.

    This Hilton girl should go get a real life! Poor thing…..

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