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Jon Gosselin Overlooks The Obvious

Jon Gosselin, Kate Major

Jon Gosselin has some tough lessons ahead and it appears that he’s going to learn them the hard way.  Beet reported last night that he had a new date, Kate Major — I call her “Kate Major-Ly Insane” — who happens to be a writer for Star magazine.  Today, that situation is spiraling out of control.

Jon maintains that he only had dinner with Kate (not his wife Kate, obvs) and she, in return, is claiming to be in love with Jon.  She said of their less-than-seven day involvement,  “I didn’t mean it to happen, it just did.  I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him.”  Did I mention that she also quit her job today, now that her relationship with Jon presents a conflict of interest?

Jon — remember that he also has a crazy 22-year-old girlfriend to keep in handbags happy — told a friend, “Oh my God, I can’t believe she did this to me.  What do I do? She’s totally (bleeping) me over?”

Jon, you’re an idiot.  You had dinner with a Star reporter and now you’re shocked that the morning after she’s telling everyone she rode you like a pogo stick?  History repeats itself; this isn’t a novel concept.  At this time, I ask you all to please Google the following:  Frank Gifford Hotel.  Oh, cripes … let me make it easy for you.  Click here.

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  • At last! Will Jon actually be culpable?

    Oh wait – it’s her fault – again.

    His mother must be so proud.

  • He’s such a moron. Everyone gave him a free pass because he got out of marital hell, but that doesn’t mean he has to turn into a frat boy douche. Kate may be a mean bitch, but at least she’s at home taking care of their mealticke- I mean children.

  • I’m totally over these assholes. Goodbye Jon and Kate..Hello raising sextuplets.

    I never want to even see an Ed Hardy shirt again after seeing Jon in one. Yuck.

  • “I still love Jon and Jon loves me,” a teary Glassman said… [courtesy of People.com] in response to the news of the reporter-fling.

    She’s an extremely naive girl to think that a man who had seperated from his wife two minutes ago would so quickly jump into a serious relationship. The man had no idea what commitment meant when he was the patriarch of a large family if he was able to ditch them so easily, and he certainly has no idea now. how sad for gf#1.. /rolls eyes

    • GF#2 remember? He had that other chick that was 22ish also who’s brother wanted to sell the bed on eBay that he said Jon and his sister had sex in. Yuck. Then he “dated” Hailey.

  • I think many people have switched teams after this last week of Jon stories. He’s pathetic.

    He looks so stupid in Ed Hardy, as does everyone else, but him especially.

    Is there something wrong with that woman’s face? I thought that one picture was just a bad one, but now I think her face is permanently in a fugly state.

    • I agree. She and the other girl are ugly up close. At first I thought the other girl looked liked Mariah Carey with sunglasses but when she took them off I saw the real face. They have decent bodies. Does this qualify them as being butterfaces?

  • Someday he will realize that once you are famous, you get USED. Jon needs to start asking himself what peoples real motives are when they try to get close to him. Maybe he really has convinced himself that he is a *chick magnet*. Ha.

      • i don’t. kate may have bad days but he’s been rude to her one more than one televised occasion, and she’s a better mom than he is a dad. if i had to put up with the flake that is jon, i would be irritable too [but then again, just leave the douche]

      • Either way you know Kate (G) is laughing her ass off. And I bet she dont want lazy stoned smoky baby daddy.

        She doesnt seem the type to need a man on her arm constantly.

        She wants and likes the media attention and now that Jon has let the world know what a complete asshole he really is and probably has been all along, she can do her “thang” without the slacker hanging on like a klingon.

        Maybe Rebbie Jackson can raise this bunch too.

  • This pretty much confirms the only adult in the Gosslin household was in fact KATE! He was treated like a child, because he is a child. Does he really think these young women want a middle aged, chubby, balding, sex God, I mean hair plug needing man with 8 kids? Really he is that delusional? Lohan’s reporter friend set him up, along with Micheal Lohan? No, say it’s not true. The big question is what is in it for the reporter now that she “resigned”? Two unemployed Blonds to hang with that the kids can pay for “date” nights out I guess.

    This guy is beyond creepy. I’d only allow him around the kids if he were supervised on visits. He’s a dope.

  • The girl looks like a slightly cleaned up Tara Reid.

    I think I’m on Team 8. May those kids somehow turn out ok.

  • Def. on team Kate.

    What a fucking idiot Jon is!! But this is getting better and better, and he’s gonna end up really bad, and me, along with all of you, will be celebrating. lol..

  • i used to be on jons side but now im on team kate. i mean, does he “dating” people this soon? just think of what he’s doing to his children

  • Why isn’t anybody Team Kids?

    Both the parents are acting like assholes. Kate is flashing her crotch and still telling the paps where she is going.

    Jon hanging out with Michael Lohan because Joe Jackson and Joe Simpson were busy?

    It’s time for somebody to think of the children. This has been going on too long and watching is (not the show, I won’t even put on TLC) unfold is disturbing, to say the least.

    The kids need representation. Their mother doesn’t have their best interest or she’d finally stop filming their every move!!

    I blame both parents, TLC and the obsessive fans who enjoy watching little kids.

    http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/free-the-gosselin-8

  • I saw where Kate to the twins to see the Jonas Brothers,,, in a limo no less. I wonder if they got to go back stage and visit with them or not.

    I also saw where Kate was hinging out with a “friend” of course in front of the house. They have that huge pool and hot tub, why do they always hang out in the front yard like white trash?