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Caption This: This Week's Photo
May 14, 2013
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us …»
Angelina Jolie Update: Will Get Her Ovaries Removed
May 15, 2013
Angelina Jolie is taking more preventative measures to avoid cancer, of which she is high at risk. Or, was, until she got a double mastectomy. I'm starting to feel weird reporting about all of this. Here's why. These are all very personal decisions and her …»
Oh My God, Did You Know Sherlock Was Kidnapped In 2005?
May 09, 2013
Benedict Cumberbatch is a rich doucher of the highest order, so you'd figure that he has lots of crazy stories of adventurous (expensive) shit he's done in the past, right? Well hang onto your hats, because this is a good one. Apparently, our man Sherlock …»
This Is How Dita Von Teese Dresses To Go To The Foot Doctor
May 10, 2013
Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an …»
It Actually Happened: NBC Cancelled Whitney
May 10, 2013
Whitney Cummings is finally done irritating television viewers. After 2 seasons on NBC, Whitney has been cancelled. Personally I never really had a problem with her, and some parts of the show were actually funny, but as a whole series it was pretty messy and I'm …»
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