Jul 18, 2009 at 07:17 pm by Kelly

Lady Gaga Leaving Soho Restaurant Belans

The Gagster dons a lacy cat ear head dress as she leaves Soho restaurant Belans with her new boy toy in tow.

19 Responses to “Gaga Dumped Over Mystery Makeout”

  1. Harriet Meadow says:

    LMAO at the curling iron/anal hair analogy.

  2. mcbiscuit says:

    Isn’t anal hair already curly? Um… thank god these blogs are anonymous. Anyway, Lady Gaga is a slapper I can’t imagine who would accept her tongue in the mouth. Yuck.

    • Merc says:

      Now I’m picturing a biscuit with gravy on top with a few black curly ass hairs sprinkled on it. Thanks for the gut-wrenching visual before noon.

      • mcbiscuit says:

        You’re welcome. If it helps with your mental imagery, the derivation is discobiscuit for pill via the anglo ‘biscuit’, which is what Americans refer to as ‘cookie’, rather than the savoury gravy thing.

  3. Merc says:

    At least he’s smarter than Jenny Sanford…

  4. Melissa says:

    I call bollocks on this crap. His girlfriend also bashed around town with her tits and tang hangin out. You don’t break up with something that trashy over a kiss.

    • Merc says:

      But before her tits and tang weren’t being caressed by some other dude you see.

      The guy probably worried about his dick turning green from any new diseases exchanged.

  5. chick says:

    well, what was that other one called without enough fantasy to create a very own name, and acting like a sex queen despite the obvious ugliness? madonna?

  6. Bevis says:

    huhhh huhh huh, Kelly said anal.

  7. E says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious post!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Ive always had a strange felling about this lady gaga..she never seemed real..or Women to me.something is wrong with her…him…it…whatever it is.

  9. josephjones says:

    I LOVE YOU GAGA and i got a big DICK i live in philly

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