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Connect the Nipples!

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Listen, it’s never okay when someone decides to do a red carpet out in the sun on a bright day. Nobody can look good under those conditions. It’s impossible. So Pam Anderson gets a pass on everything here … except the nipples. Like, I know you have a lot on your mind right now, Pam, what with your … uh … and your …. um … whatever, but honestly the publicist who allowed you on the red carpet with your nipples pointing in completely opposite directions should be fired.

Pam’s in Montenegro, holding a press conference to announce her plans to invest in a spa hotel out there. How does that warrant a press conference? You guys, I got a new AC unit today. PRESS CONFERENCE TIME!

Also there with her: Her boyfriend, Jamie Padgett, who I’m told is a SCUBA instructor. I bet Pam’s already taught him a thing or two about how to deep dive!

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  • I seriously cant believe she is still out there. after tommy & kid rock i thought she would have died of something

  • She’s had her breasts augmented so many times that it is very much likely that her nipples simply will never be placed right again. They are way too high on her breasts too, not to mention wonky.

    I wish she would do something about her makeup; it’s too harsh, something softer would take years off her.

  • beet posts like 1 out of every 10 posts. this is officially wendie’s site. i’m sure this has already been stated.

    • I was just thinking that. Wendie obviously has the day off because there have been literally two posts today. Please give us back the old Evil Beet site that included Sasha & updated stories :(

  • man Pam is looking haggard these days…she def is not aging very well…..is that her son in one of those pics?

  • It is just sad to see how screwed up she has turned out.

    Started off a really cute girl on that Tim Allen show… then the next thing she has implants, posing naked and married that tool from Motley Crue.

    The tool that slapped her around more than once. Got even bigger implants during that marriage.

    Got implants removed… then had them shoved back in… and looks to have jacked even with her face.

    Now we have the old beat up looking day shift hooker a mere 15 years later. Girls this should be a warning of how not to do it in LA.