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Does Promises Offer A Group Discount?

Courtney Love

It’s a rare celebrity that I’ll dedicate an entire photo gallery to, but Courtney Love?  Yeah, she’s worth it.  Courtney spent last night hanging out on a park bench outside a New York City hotel making friends with some random dude.  Now, I know she’s been sober for four years, but I think she’s Mischa Barton brand of “sober”, meaning she doesn’t share needles. 

I’m currently working on securing a two-for-one deal that will get both Court and Misch — yes, we’re on a one syllable terms — into Promises so they can deal with their “medical issues.”  Can I work any more “quotes” into this story?  Good luck to these, obviously struggling, “artists.”

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  • Or how about a “good customer” discount? If you book a package of 5 stays in advance you get half off.

    But I must say, ugh. What happened to the happy days of healthy weight, sleek hair and cream satin gowns on the red carpet? Looking at her, I find it in my heart to feel sorry. She was lost and then she was found and now she’s lost again.

  • She’s blown through all of Kurt Cobains millions, Frances should have been set for life and because Court is all kinds of fucked up she’s not going to enjoy what was rightfully her legacy. Massively irresponsible, while she does obvs have a substance abuse problem, there is some underlying mental issue that has never been address. I pity her, but I pity that kid even more.

    • don’t worry about her blowing through all his money. there’s plenty more royalties flowing in for the rest of frances’s life, and courtney has a music catalog to boot. frances has someone overseeing her trust that will make sure she’s well taken care of. now for her mental state, well, that might be a problem.

  • I think she looks sober (if not a bit off) but her body’s just a bit old, like Madonna’s body- but her face is still very pretty (yes, I know she’s ha some slight help via surgery, but sho hasn’t these days in hollywood- she’s a FAR cry from Cat woman) Go Courtney! You always have and always will rock! =)

  • Oh, and that opening pic isn’t fair, she doesn’t look high- she’s just glancing up and it’s an unflatttering pic.