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Guys, you aren’t going to believe this!  Remember the other day when I told you all about LaToya Jackson and her allegations of murder regarding her brother Michael?  She was really full of opinions and gave a four-hour interview to News of the World.  Not only did she claim that MJ was offed, she seemed to know who the guilty parties were. 

Well, this is a pretty earth-shattering revelation, but I guess LaToya was paid for that interview.  I know, I know … I was shocked too!  It’s just impossible for me to fathom that any member of the Jackson clan would try and turn a profit from the death of one of their closest loved ones.

In other really weird Michael Jackson news, for some unknown reason Us magazine thought it would be a good idea to release never-before-seen video footage from MJ’s 1984 Pepsi commercial taping.  It’s a clear close-up of Michael’s hair catching on fire.  Watching people who are unknowingly ablaze holds no interest to me, but lots have emailed wanting to see it.  Use your own judgment, but if you want to see it, here you go.

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  • Holy shit that was funny. All child molesters should be lit up like a marshmallow.

    Is that photo in the story really LaToya? If so when the fuck did she bleach her skin white? When did she become a white woman?

    I thought it was a photo of Diane Cannon.

    • I thought she looked like she bathed in Chlorox too.
      I didn’t know it was LaToya,
      I thought it was that crazy Janice Dickinson.

  • Did the Jackson’s get a family discount on nose jobs? Do they all have the same friggin nose now? Latoya, Janet, Mom, Michael…haven’t seen enough pictures of the other brothas and Joe has to be different but his is not the snout he was born with…