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i want to hate her, but she seems so *nice*.
I HEARD HER SAY THAT SHE WAS WORKING OUT 4-5 HOURS PER DAY WITHIN DAYS AFTER THE BIRTH OF HER LAST CHILD TO GET ‘RED CARPET READY’. INSANITY. HER BABY NEEDS HER MORE THAN THE REST OF US DO. I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW YOUR PRIORITIES GET SO FUCKED UP BUT THAT’S SHOWBIZ FOLKS. EARTH TO HEIDI…..YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BOND WITH YOUR BABY NOT YOUR TRAINER UNTIL THEY’RE 3 YEARS OLD, NOT 3 MINUTES!!!
What’s wrong with flip-flops?
What’s wrong with flip-flops??
I love Heidi!
She looks great!
But I’m soooo underwhelmed when celebrities “miraculously” lose weight, even after a pregnancy. If you’ve got personal chefs, and personal assistants, and personal nutritionists, and personal trainers, and private nannies, and the type of life where you have 4-5 hours of free time to work out every day, it’s much easier to be thin…. even after pregnancy.
Oh, and don’t forget MONEY. A gallon of milk is $3.50, but you can get a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew for 99 cents.
Real life is hard. That’s why I’m fat.