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Is Everyone Excited for Jennifer’s Body?

Normally I don’t go for horror flicks, but I think I’ll have to catch the upcoming Megan Fox flick, Jennifer’s Body. Megan plays an evil lesbian cheerleader who kills boys. Amanda Seyfried is trying to stop her. Need I say more? Trailer above.

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  • I love me some Amanda Seyfried, but is this what Megan Fox was talking about when she wanted to do a movie that made her stretch her acting skills instead of just looking hot?

  • this is going to be a cult classic! like carrie, or all the scream movies. unfortunatley for megan fox i dont see her “acting” career going anywhere. i mean shes going to be in tons of movies, just nothing award worthy.

    • I agree that her ‘acting’ career is going nowhere…she is the new Tara Reid – she’ll be in lots of stupid movies for the 18-24 crowd and then never get a serious role. Which is fine by me. If Amanda kills her in this movie then that would be a wonderful thing. Not that I’d go see this piece of garbage…

  • Don’t serial killers normally kill within whatever fucked up group they are in? Why can’t this be a movie about her torturing and murdering Rosie O’Donnell?I would pay to see that!

  • I wonder if the soundtrack will include Hole’s “Jennifer’s Body.” I wonder if it’s related somehow?

  • It sounded soo good and the first half of the trailer seemed really interesting, but by the end I was already completely bored. Megan is something to look at, but she can’t captivate an audience. Maybe all her roles *should* be just looking pretty and not saying much.

    Also, why are glasses always synonmous for nerdy?!?

  • How does she kill the boys in the movie? Being a cheerleader does she try to come across as intelligent but instead makes the boys vital organs shut down because the weight of their despair is too great thinking that all girls are like her and any hopes of having children that would grow up to be an astronaut are replaced with images of a 40 year old unemployed virgin sitting in the basement jerking off to old playboys bought at a garage sale while racking up a 30 dollar a month paper towel bill? Just Curious.

    • Hahah, if only! From the looks of the trailer it seems like she is a vampire or something…

  • I think Megan Fox is gorgeous, but she seems so dirty…like she doesn’t shower well. I know it’s weird to say, but Kirsten Dunst makes me feel the same way.

    • i completely agree. she just looks really trashy in my opinion. like the hottest girl in the ghetto or something. i just don’t see elegance or class when i look at her. like no matter how rich she is, she’ll just never really look like she is. kind of like britney spears.

    • I feel the same way about Jennifer Garner. She always looks like she needs a good, hot bath and a shampoo! Nasty.

      • I’m disappointed about the Jennifer Garner comment. She’s a clean-cut girl. Megan, however… definitely dirty-pornstar-hot, not girl-next-door-hot.

  • Yah, Megan Fox is a dirty-looking-pretty, flash in the pan. But this horror film looks interesting in that it is mostly boys who are killed. Yeah, sometimes boys are killed too, but most serial killers and horror flicks stalk, torture and/or kill primarily women. Maybe this will become a cult classic like I spit on your grave.

  • beet really? i thought you had better taste…there’s a reason this is being released in September…it will flop…

      • so i guess every straight man in america was temporarily gay when ” how to lose friends and alienate people” came out.

  • This just looks like the poor man’s ” Jawbreaker” combined with a rip-off of “Teeth”

    • i thought the same exact thing… i was mostly thinkin of “teeth” thoughtout the trailer

  • A female friend of mine once said “I’m really uncomfortable looking at Megan Fox, I mean I think I’d feel better about her being ‘hot’ if there were like 10 dicks in her face.” Indicating that she’s really just like porn star hot.

  • I honestly don’t understand why people take such issue with Megan Fox. I’m not so sure her career will completely tank… the fact that she’s landed a gig with the likes of Diablo Cody seems promising to me. At least, as indicated by previous interviews and her selection of movie roles, she’s aware of what a type-cast she is. At least she’s smart enough to take advantage of it.
    She does play the sex bomb a lot, but you have admit she’s GOOD at it. Just because she’s not pulling a Charlize Theron or a Halle Berry and playing an unexpected role to prove her versatility doesn’t mean she’s a shit actress.
    Personally, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s still in the process of establishing herself as the token “hot girl” so that she can cease a really impressive acting role once she’s really in the prime of her career. I really don’t think she’s a complete idiot.
    Then again, I wouldn’t be shocked if she’s just trying to make a ton of money. If so, she’s making all the right choices.

    • I agree with you.

      I think a lot of people have just decided not to like her. No matter what she does or says they’ll just find it stupid or annoying, whether it is or not.

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  • Wow Megan’s voice is annoying. I also like how they gratuitously nerded Amanda up so Megan would look better in comparison. This movie look like a total joke, but inevitably it will have huge numbers because of how many times they push Megan’s breasts together.

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