If I Were Lindsay Lohan, I’d Avoid Anything Called a “Clam Bake” Right Now
Jul 11, 2009 at 10:01 pm by Evil Beet

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There are just too many punchlines.

But La Lohan fears no man or clam, and she bravely attended the Lia Sophia clam bake in Malibu on Saturday.

I hope those were some good clams, Lindsay. Some really, really good baked clams.

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14 Responses to “If I Were Lindsay Lohan, I’d Avoid Anything Called a “Clam Bake” Right Now”

  1. emerzzz says:
    July 11, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    lindsay’s poses are sososo diverse. i never know what she’s going to do next!

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  2. DarkEmpress says:
    July 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    She’s so beautiful. I love redheads.

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    • Merc says:
      July 12, 2009 at 12:10 am

      You’re kidding, right?
      Watching the South Park episode about them felt like it was coming directly from my mind. jk
      But I’m glad certain people like them- they may not be my cup of tea, but they need to be loved, too.

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  3. Ho jewelry Blog says:
    July 12, 2009 at 12:37 am

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  4. Klipper says:
    July 12, 2009 at 3:10 am

    She’s still alive?
    She looks like shit. I hate those sunglasses on girls. I can’t wait until they’re not “in” anymore. They looked retarded in the 70′s and 80′s and they still do.

    I still can’t believe she’s still alive.

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  5. daniwho says:
    July 12, 2009 at 6:33 am

    When I hear the word Clam Bake I think of that anti-Scientology web site.

    Anyway, Lohan Shmohan. Can someone tell me what is up with Maura Tierney? What kind of “illness” requires 8 wks of testing? Is that code for rehab?

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    • Ashley says:
      July 12, 2009 at 11:17 am

      That’s very alarming — the Maura Tierney thing. I googled, but found no details. It didn’t sound rehaby, but who knows.

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  6. Hautie says:
    July 12, 2009 at 9:26 am

    This is the first picture I have seen of her in the last 2 years that she looks clean. As in, scrubbed clean with soap and water.

    None of that awful orange fake tan … sprayed on in a spotty fashion.

    Her hair even looks clean.

    Holy cow… what happen!?! I never thought I see this day come where she looked clean sober.

    But sadly this was probably short lived and she will be back to looking rough within 24 hours.

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    • Alzaetia says:
      July 13, 2009 at 8:49 am

      I was thinking that too. She even looks like she’s had a recent pedicure. The color is god awful on her, but at least her toenails don’t look all snagly.

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  7. LMH says:
    July 12, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    What a cute picture of her for a change. I truly hope she gets it together some day…she was such a good actress.

    “Sometimes parents are just two people who have sex.”

    -Anon

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  9. quirkygirlkitten says:
    July 13, 2009 at 10:11 am

    i’m starting to wonder if lindsay accidentally super-glued her hand to her forehead…

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