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CNN taped footage as they took a tour through the Neverland Ranch the other day.  What appeared at the entrance to Michael Jackson’s bedroom was just eerie beyond belief.  Or a shadow. 

I’d like to tell Larry King that it’s the last of his career walking out the door, but I digress.

Personally, I’m totally voting ghost here.  Only so I can say things like, “You thought he bleached his skin before?  He’s white as a ghost now!” and “He was seen at the ranch, but he was just a shadow of his former self.”

In addition to this, the first of many anticipated Michael Jackson sightings, keep your eyes pealed at Denny’s, Citgo stations, the produce department of all Piggly Wiggly locations, and at his memorial service tomorrow.  He will be seen!

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  • Sorry to bust your bubble, but that appeared to be Matt Lauers shadow, as I don’t think the stupid MOFO could find his way out after the Today Show piece they shot before Larry King arrived.

  • I like the thought of it being Michael’s ghost but it looks like a glare on the hard wood floor to me

  • Don’t forget bread loaves! Ah, what the hell, he’s probably somewhere in Africa with Elvis and Jim Morrison.

  • hahhaah this vid is HILARIOUS. like the dramatic chipmunk. anyways…
    I dont believe in ghosts- I believe in demons impersonating dead people though. I mean I am just sayin’, thats what I believe, but I bet you anything Neverland Ranch is gonna have all sorts of ghost stories surrounding it now- like all those famous hotels and everything.

  • I have serious shivers. That was creepy ! It’s 80 degrees outside, and all of a sudden I’m freezing and the hair on my arms is up.

  • That ghost wasn’t nearly gay enough. It it was MJ he’d be rubbing his crotch and doing that EEE-HEE thing while prancing around the hard wood.

  • OMG YOU GUYS!! I totally have like the same thing right by my side! It’s like this black shape that starts at my feet and then moves left on the floor and it looks somewhat like a distorted shape of me! When I raise my right hand, the shape does too!! HOW EERIE!!!!!!

    • Relax Mercedes, it sounds like Jimmy J.J. Walker has broken into your house. Just yell “Dynomite” three times and he’ll haul ass.

  • Ghosts exist- that was MJ. The world is full of weird shit that we don’t understand. Moooooooooovin on.

    • agreed about the phenomenon thing, and that was the creepiest thing i’ve ever seen! my guess, though, is that it’s someone’s shadow. :(

  • Put me in the “explained scientifically” camp. That room down the hall looked *really* well lit, like such as it had Klieg lights for indoor filming set up, and someone walked in front of said lights, throwing a shadow. A vaguely human-shaped shadow! Aaaaahhh!

    • Yeah, my comment before was supposed to be ctotally sarcastic b/c I was teasing anyone who thought a shadow was some magical oooh phenomena, but I don’t know if that came across very well in my comment.

  • That’s not a ghost, of course all the fans are hopeing it is, but it’s not. It looks more like the shadow of someone walking outside past the window, and reflecting in.
    -It’s sad, that many people having nothing to do but obsess over MJ. Not worth it.

  • I refuse to believe that was mj, purely because if it was him he sooo would have been thriller-ing across the room. . . well atleast i would have :)

  • Did Michael Jackson die or something? If that’s true, why is it such a big secret?

  • also look for him at rite aid! and CVS! and wallgreens! and anywhere they sell prescription meds! also I saw him at 7-11. he was grabbing his crotch and doing that creepy “hee-hee” thing!