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Kara DioGuardi Gets Married

 

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Kara DioGuardi, the American Idol fourth judge that no one understands the purpose of, got married this weekend in … Maine.

She married Michael McCuddy, a general contractor, this’ll never work and told People just a couple months ago about how, because he’s from Maine, he doesn’t like fancy things.  “He’s from Maine.  He likes that earthy girl, just-out-of-the-shower look.”  So, in the spirit of all things unadorned, she wore a Vera Wang gown and $250,000 worth of Neil Lane diamonds.

No word on whether her co-judges attended, or whether Paula Abdul could have even located Maine on a map for that matter.

Let’s address the real question at hand:  Which will last longer — her marriage to a GC from Maine or her stint on AI?

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  • Oh Wendie, the eternal pessimist….she has been with that guy for quite some time – they met in Maine where she has a home and spends most of her time.

    • yes it does! its the perfect place for a summer wedding, i would know i got married there too. but i dont recomend living there between november and april.

      and about guys like that, what guy wants a woman who spends $300$ a month on her physical maintanance? hair, nails, skin and workout? real men arent into high maintanance woman. A cute outfit and a little make up and a blow dryer will satisfy most guys.

      • or so say an ugly chick who can’t afford to properly maintain her look, LOL!!!! Get a clue Rachael!

  • What’s with her titties? I saw more lift in the balloons the old ladies on the Alzheimers Ward tried to blow up for the 4th of July wheelchair parade at the home last weekend.

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