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Jul 05, 2009 at 05:49 pm by Evil Beet
Welcome to your new life, little Mercy!
Madonna took her new baby girl, along with her four other children — Rocco, Lourdes, David and Jesus Luz — to the Kabbalah Centre in London on the 4th of July. Luckily there were a bunch of nannies there, so Madonna didn’t have to actually carry or tend to any of the children. I wonder which nanny changes Jesus’s diapers?





















































































































The nanny that changes Jesus’s diapers? I think it was the chick Judas was dating.
Her pants look comfy.
you know, I never paid attention to the hype about this man-arm hysteria around madonna. I don’t know if I just never saw the right picture from the right angle, or if I just never wanted to accept it because of my love for her 80s songs… but this. That vein is just too much to take.
Can you PLEASE read your own site. I dont know how you call this “Baby’s first trip” when kelly already posted an article about madonna taking mercy to the center about a week ago. Is it that hard to type “madonna” into the search bar before you write a story?
I think Beet meant the kid was high as a fucking kite this time.
When the ad with Bruno holding the baby pops up, it looks like Madonna is eye balling him as if she just spotted her new adoption victim.