Jun 01, 2009 at 10:25 pm by Evil Beet

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Ummmm I think I speak for all of us when I say “WHERE THE HELL IS LINDSAY LOHAN???”

Pictures of the starlet have been exceedingly rare these days. It’s really, really starting to bother me. I look forward every day to the new pics of Lindsay and/or Samantha, and it’s been depressing lately when I check the photo agencies and all they have is pics of Paris and Douche. Seriously, I’m sparing you guys from the worst of it. There are like 500 new pics of these two every single day now. It’s nauseating. They’re currently in NYC promoting Paris’s latest BFF show. Paris filmed Letterman today. I’m sure it was fascinating.

COME BACK LINDSAY!!!!!!

Jun 01, 2009 at 06:09 pm by Evil Beet

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Before Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson can even begin their We Don’t Give a Crap tour to promote New Moon, the studio has already started hunting for the co-stars of the third flick, Eclipse.

Here’s who they’re looking for so far, according to the casting notice:

Riley “is a handsome, blond, clean-cut college boy who falls victim to Victoria,” the notice reads. He’s in his early to mid 20s and “plays an integral role in Victoria’s attempt to murder Bella Swan.”

There are two more members of the Quileute tribe and La Push wolf pack in Eclipse. Like New Moon, they are looking for Native American or First Nations actors to fill the roles.

“Seth Clearwater is a “tall, gangly-limbed boy with a huge, happy grin,” the notice reads. “Seth idolizes Jacob.”

Seth’s big sister is 19-year-old Leah Clearwater and the only female member of La Push: “She is tall and slender with beautiful skin and short cropped black hair. She would be considered gorgeous if not for the perpetual scowl she carries due to a broken heart and her anger issues.”

Meanwhile, Taylor Lautner will continue to put on mass for the third film, after having put on around 30 pounds of muscle for New Moon. “Jacob’s character is continually growing throughout the series,” Lautner said at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, “so I got about eight weeks off before I go back again for Eclipse and I’m going to be hitting the gym.”

As for the fourth installment of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn? The cast — including Kristen, Robert, Ashley Greene and Peter Facinelli — have all expressed interest in sticking around for a fourth. We are NEVER going to be done with this. Kristen Stewart is going to be stumbling down red carpets and dropping awards on the floor until we’re all old and grey. Eventually, she’ll just carry the bong up on stage with her.

Jun 01, 2009 at 05:48 pm by Evil Beet

Prince Harry Uses Port-a-Pottie Pictures Photos

They use the Port-a-Pottie! Total hottie Prince Harry got some relief during a polo match in London.

Jun 01, 2009 at 05:37 pm by Evil Beet

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Ashley Tisdale and her latest boyfriend, music video director Scott Speer, were attached at the hip as they walked to her Toluca Lake home this morning.

Jun 01, 2009 at 04:44 pm by Evil Beet

Dick Cheney in a Cowboy Hat Pictures Photos

At a press conference today, when asked about his feelings on same-sex marriage:

“I think that freedom means freedom for everyone … I think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish. Any kind of arrangement they wish.”

WOW. George W. Bush’s VP just went on the record supporting gay marriage. Isn’t it about time our current Democratic President did the same?

To check out a clip of Cheney speaking and to read the full quote, click here.

Jun 01, 2009 at 04:15 pm by Wendie

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Mel B, or Steroid  Scary Spice attended US Weekly’s Hot Bodies Pool Party in Vegas this weekend, showing off her really, really muscular body.  Her abs are almost enough to make me take up dancing.

At the party, she spent most of her time inciting jealousy in celebrity bloggers everywhere and making out with her husband.