Kelly’s in Australia doing some promotional work, and this is the outfit she selected to do a television appearance.

This is what La Lohan was wearing as she left her London hotel today to head off to a photo shoot.

Duuuuuude.

Can you even imagine what a pain in the butt it would be to get in and out of those leggings? I mean, I guess, in theory, you just scrunch them up and step in and then pull up, and then do the reverse getting out, but I just know that if I tried to put those things on I would end up flat on the floor with my right leg through one of the holes halfway up and my left leg sprained. Seems a totally silly choice when you’re headed off to a photo shoot — where you know you’ll have to change clothes anyway. But whatever! I’m just happy we have pics of Lindsay, although I’m a bit disappointed about the five minutes of my life I just lost pondering how I’d put on those leggings.

On the tail of things not workingout too well for Christina Ricci, comes news that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are newly engaged. 

Kim was talking earlier this month about picking out her own ring.  “It’s just easier.  Isn’t it easy if someone’s like, ‘This is exactly what I want.’ It’ll make your life so easy.”  Now, some people are dead-set against knowing what their engagement ring looks like ahead of time, but my theory is this:  Kim’s going to have this ring on her hand for the next three to five years of her life.  Shouldn’t she have one that she really likes?

Now that Kim has officially hooked her boyfriend of the past two years, it’s time for her to get her butt moving and start shopping for a size two wedding dress.  Heh.

It seems like just the other day that Beet reported that Christina Ricci was engaged to her own personal giant, but now her relationship with comedian Owen Benjamin is kaput.

According to People, Benjamin had a birthday party on Sunday and the couple acted normally.  Sometime after that, they got into a fight and decided that the best plan of action was to part ways.

As it always is with Hollywood splits, the two remain close friends who talk on the phone every day.  You know, all three days that they’ve been apart.

Christina and Owen met last year, were officially a couple in October and engaged in March.  Sorry to say, this whirlwind didn’t have a happy ending.

Melissa Joan Hart, thrilled to just be in the headlines for any reason, has written a MySpace apology to Farrah Fawcett, expressing regret for saying she hoped the Charlie’s Angels star didn’t die the week prior to Hart’s bikini People cover:

It has come to my attention that something I said has been completely misconstrued in the press. I was merely explaining what I had read about how the cover of People magazine was chosen from an article last week I read in the Times. I truly hope that Farrah and her family know I wish them the best at this time in her life. And that I would never be so selfish to disrespect anyone, let alone someone I admire greatly.

Then, to further explain her bad behavior, she wrote another blog about — what else?  her own problems:

Last week was an intense one for me in many regards. Not only for all the reasons that have been publicized for you like the magazine cover and the opening of our new shop. But mainly because my mother was admitted into the hospital and underwent an intense 8 hour surgery on a brain tumor. All of my 6 siblings and I gathered at my house and the hospital for the entire week to be strong for each other. She is out of the woods and on her way to recovery, luckily she is a good healer and has 7 children to lend a hand in times like these. Prayer is a big part of my life and it was very crucial last week for my mommy. I ask that you keep her in your thoughts and prayers as she fights her way to a full and wonderful recovery. I love you Mommy!!!

Mrs. Hart, I certainly hope you are feeling better.  No matter what you do, please don’t die this week because your daughter is doing press for her new candy store and your funeral would cause a real scheduling nightmare.

Last week Kanye West’s new video for his song Paranoia was posted on his blog, but apparently it wasn’t quite ready for human consumption.  This probably explains why Beet and everyone else didn’t understand what the video was all about when it was originally broadcast last week.

West wrote, “It hurts me to see the old and very wrong version of the ‘Paranoid’ video get leaked all over the net while I was on an 11-hour flight and couldn’t do anything about it. It’s just frustrating when this stuff happens because I really care about the product and, since videos never get played anyway, you might as well tweak them and make them as special as possible.”  Now, I’m not sure how a video can be “leaked all over the net” when it was embedded on his own blog, and I can’t help but think that Kanye West needs an assistant to handle his website maintenance, but really I was just relieved that he temporarily STOPPED WRITING EVERYTHING IN CAPS.

Anyway, now it has been released for real.  Rihanna doesn’t sing but gets lots of camera time.