In a move that proves money doesn’t necessarily equate to power, Angelina Jolie has bumped Oprah Can Someone Please Pass The Mashed? Winfrey out of the number one slot on Forbes’ Celebrity Top 100 Most Powerful list. 

Rankings are based not just on income but also on visibility.  In other words, Oprah needs to be in Playboy this year if she expects to waddle her way back to the top.  I’m not sure how serious a Top 100 Anything list can be considered when Jennifer Love Hewitt makes the cut, but it’s still wildly amusing to think of Oprah doing a centerfold spread. 

After Angie and O, Madonna, Beyonce, Tiger Woods, Bruce Springsteen, Stephen Spielberg, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Kobe Bryant filled out the top ten.

To view the entire list, click here.

Britney Spears just put up video of her sons Sean and Jayden doing a little dress rehearsal during a break on her London tour.

If they are able to inherit their parent’s talent and are able to avoid the love of pink wigs, leeching off spouses and the general crazy gene, they can go so far.

Cute, right?

David Carradine’s manager has confirmed to Fox News that the 73 year-old Kung Fu actor has died.

Carradine was in Bangkok filming a movie.  When he didn’t arrive at a scheduled dinner, a producer went to his room where the actor was found dead.  Though not confirmed, it is believed he died of natural causes.

UPDATE:  Some media outlets are reporting that the cause of death was suicide.

Thoughts and prayers to the entire Carradine family.

Apparently, there are still people out there who read Cosmo.  In July’s issue, singer Jason Mraz was the newest victim asked to contribute his list of  the “10 Things Guys Wish You Knew”.

1. You look sexy when you’re puffy from lying on the pillow all night.

2. We don’t understand your addiction to celebrity gossip. Whatever you do, don’t talk about it on a date.

3. Guys get a monthly type of PMS too. We get moody and need our space.

4. It’s the hottest thing when you say, “Are you going to kiss me now?”

5. We read and reread your texts and e-mails.

6. It’s annoying when a girl continues to ask, “What’s really on your mind?” Eventually, the answer is going to be “You asking stupid questions is what’s on my mind.”

7. A lot of us are insecure about our bodies. Women look like beautiful, soft, gorgeous angels when they’re naked. We look like hairy ogres or little scrawny trolls.

8. It’s cool when a girl isn’t weird about food. I love a woman who will eat something slimy.

9. Never tell a guy he’s just like your father. It creeps us out.

10. Put on a men’s dress shirt and nothing else. We’ll be able to unbutton it no problem, and it shows off your legs in a wonderful way.

Whatever, Jason.  If I were on a date with you and wanted to talk celebrity gossip, I would and you certainly wouldn’t be discussed.  Who are you, anyway?

A special thanks to Celebitchy for suffering through this print article.

On Wednesday, New Hampshire became the sixth U.S. state to legalize same-sex marriage. Look out, conservative America! Legalizing gay marriage is about to become contagious, just like homosexuality.

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Just as soon as I published this photo of Lindsay heading to a London photo shoot, I got in these photos of Lindsay leaving the photo shoot. She’s making the drunkface again.

I don’t know exactly what they were shooting in that studio, but I’m guessing it was something more than photos.

Samantha Ronson was DJing at a London club that night. Lindsay did not stop by on her way home.