In today’s installment of “Love It Or Hate It?” we have the very lovely Emma Watson at a private dinner party wearing a shredded frock.  High fashion or high idiocy?

Us Weekly has published pictures of Jon Gosselin, taken back in March, with that platonic, test-driving “friend”, babe Deanna Hummel. 

I think we’ve basically determined that Beet was totally on the money when she reported that Jon and Kate had been living apart for months, because you don’t go snowboarding in Park City, Utah with some random female pal when you have a wife at home.  In summary, Jon Gosselin is a big liar.

A witness who was there, tells it like this:  “…they were curled up in one of the booth seats and very cuddly.  Nobody was put off or surprised by it at all.  [Jon] just looked different. He was so smashed, his eyes were barely open.  I didn’t recognize him at first.  He didn’t look like himself. I said, ‘Get together, let’s take a picture!’ But he said, ‘I can’t. No, really, I can’t. It’s contractual — I can’t have any photos.’ He kept going on about it. She was like, ‘It’s because he’s in that show.’”

I don’t know about you, but I think I’m ready for the first episode of Jon & Kate Divorce & I Really Don’t Care.

I never saw the original Short Circuitbut I’ve definitely seen clips with a coked-out Ally Sheedy, a young Steve Guttenburg — where is he now? — and some demonic looking contraption that I think was supposed to be a robot.  I read the synopsis of Short Circuit — basically a robot that gets struck by lightning and then has human qualities.  Isn’t the movie Powder the same basic plot, but in reverse?  

Now, they are remaking the 1986 classic.  According to Variety, it will be the same basic plot but with obvious changes of technology.  What?  You mean they won’t have the main characters observing Johnny 5 on a computer the size of an African elephant?

I’ll admit right now that I am an embarrassment to my profession.  I have been completely unaware of this god, better known to the public as Bradley Cooper.  And only a dude this hot could get away with a name like “Bradley.”

He’s been on Nip/Tuck and was in Wedding Crashers and a bunch of other stuff, but to be honest, I’m not as interested in his resume as I am in his naked and vulnerable body.  Totally hot, right?

Cooper taped an appearance on Live! With Regis & Kelly today, probably to talk about some new project — who cares? — but really seems best known for dating Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston.  Oh, and he had a four-month-long marriage in there somewhere too.

Also in the gallery, Kelly Ripa actually does eat which just makes me hate yet love her more, Denise Richards looks good despite the fact that she just confessed to having not one, not two, but three boob jobs and Gene Simmons desperately needs a makeover to snap out of Wayne Newton mode.

Nothing has made me happier today and nothing ever could.  Not even if the unfortunate and sudden death of Mischa Barton occurred.  Not even if Julia Roberts lips got caught in a turbine engine.  Nothing.

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Actor James Franco was scheduled to be the commencement speaker at UCLA’s Letters and Science graduation ceremony on June 12th.  Now, if you don’t have a calendar near you, let me inform you that the 12th is one week from this upcoming Saturday — nine days.  And Franco has cancelled his appearance. 

The actor is pleading pre-production obligations.  “I deeply regret not being able to keep my commitment to giving the commencement speech at UCLA’s graduation this year.  Unfortunately the date conflicts with me needing to be on location to begin pre-production on my next film. I wish everyone in the 2009 class the best of luck in all of their future endeavors.”  Really?  Actors aren’t clued in about schedules ahead of time?

Personally, I think he’s just not that into UCLA.  Back in the nineties, Franco attended the university for a year before dropping out (He did return later and complete his degree).

UCLA is scrambling for a replacement.  I was thinking of this gal who just happens to be an alumna of their grad school– what say you?