Tuesday morning he did away with all pretense of being a professional and just drank beer right on live television — at 8 a.m. God, he makes my skin crawl. I would have written about this yesterday, but I was too busy attacking important social issues.
And because I like to see the whole history of a situation, video two is Danny DeVito in 2006 when he appeared on The View. Drunk.
I’d like to get my hands on some really shocking footage of Danny. Does anyone have video of Danny DeVito sober?
Ed: Pics removed because I guess photo agencies like their exclusives to remain exclusive. Silliness!
Now that we’ve determined that America’s favorite legging-clad celebrity has reconciled with America’s favorite concert tee-clad DJ, they’ve taken to wearing matching necklaces. And you just know these necklaces hold locks of each other’s hair. Who do these two think they are? Billy Bob and Angelina?
We, you and me and the rest of the general public, allknow that these two getting back together is a horrible idea. But if you needed any further confirmation that this is a disaster-in-waiting, Michael Lohan has weighed in on the situation and was kind of, sort of, positive about it. “I’m happy to see that while she (Lohan) was there (in London), Samantha had her business and Lindsay had her own and there was no turmoil. They were able to be in the same city abroad and there were no problems… Let’s see what happens.” Anytime Michael Lohan thinks something is a good idea, I run in the opposite direction.
Listen, when the most positive thing you can say about a couple is, “Hey, they were in the same city at the same time and the cops didn’t have to get involved,” this is a sign that things need to end. For good. Sam and Linds — do you hear me?
Here’s Elle MacPherson picking up her son, Aurelius Busson, from his West London school. I don’t know if she could possibly have dressed him to look more British. But I’m loving it. I wish there were video of this. I want to hear this child speak. I bet he sounds like he came straight off the set of Oliver! Is there anything in the world cuter than little British boys with British accents?
If you didn’t figure it out from the last name, Aurelius is Elle’s child with her former boyfriend, billionaire Arpad Busson. Arpad is currently engaged to Uma Thurman. Tangled, tangled web, indeed.
I just found this photo of Douche Reinhardt leaving Villa Lounge alone last night — probably mere hours after he’d gotten the news that Paris Hilton dumped his loser ass.
I want to officially title this photo “Sad Douche” and have it hung in an art museum somewhere. It perfectly captures all the sad douchiness in the world. Look at him. Douchey t-shirt. Douchey hang-ten hands. Lips pursed, eyes askew. Face so poignant — drunk and sad and angry and douchey all at the same time.
Oh, Douche. Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield. And, some days, you’re the latest douche Paris Hilton made a fool of.
Good news for all you James Van Der Beek fans out there (ummm … are you still out there?) — he and his wife of six years, Heather McComb, have separated.
“They remain good friends,” his rep tells Us.
Yes, I’m sure they do.
Six years ain’t a bad run, kids. You should be proud of yourselves!
In other break-up news, Kanye West and his robot girlfriend, Amber Rose, are also splitsville. Shocker.
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