I’m not kidding you, folks!  This is Kendra Wilkinson’s picture that she has on her blog under a post titled, “Introducing my baby bump.” 

now that my news is out in the open, im so excited to introduce to u hanks and my little bundle of joy!!!!  i took this pic during a photo shoot in europe to send to hank since he missed me and my growing belly so much!  lololol.

now that my pregnancy isnt a secret anymore i can keep u guys updated with more pics as i get bigger and bigger

hope youre all as excited as i am!!!!!!!!

Yeah, she better get “bigger and bigger” because right now she’s sporting a fetus the size of a paramecium.  Does she understand that this is what most people’s abdomen’s look like after gastric bypass and two years in a labor camp?

Personally, I’m just worried that this unborn child will never learn the importance of apostrophes when writing contractions.

Sonny and Cher’s little girl is all grown up, and now apparently becoming their son.  According to Bono’s publicist — Chastity Bono has a publicist? — it’s not just some weird tabloid rumor.  “Yes, it’s true — Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity.  He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago.  We ask that the media respect Chaz’s privacy during this long process as he will not be doing any interviews at this time.”

You think Cher would be the coolest, most liberal mother in the world but she’s spoken publicly about the difficult time she had accepting that her daughter was gay.  I wonder how she’s handling this development.  Hopefully she’s progressed.

Listen, I know that I make my living being snarky, but I actually have a completely sincere and honest question.  If a lesbian woman has her gender reassigned, is she then a heterosexual man?

No matter what “label” society chooses to saddle her with from here on out, I’m glad that Chaz will be living an existence that feels authentic to him.

Usher and his wife Tameka Foster have split up.  If you remember correctly, Usher’s mother was furious that her baby boy was marrying Foster and even boycotted the wedding.  And when you have a last minute boycott, wedding cancellation and secret reschedule, those are all pretty strong signals that your marriage is doomed from the start.

Another sign that your marriage is over?  When your wife goes into cardiac arrest in a Brazilian hospital during liposuction and you weren’t even aware she was out of the country.

Usher and Tameka have two sons and, according to sources, have been living separately for almost a year.

David Beckham, the, uh…face of Emporio Armani underwear, showing off his gargantuan rope.  I put a couple additional picture of Beckham in the gallery — for research purposes, obviously.

Johnny Palermo, best known for his role on the Nickelodeon show Just for Kicks, died in an car accident earlier this week, along with his girlfriend, Alessandra Giangrande.  Giagrande’s brother was also in the car and sustained serious injuries.

The young actor — just 27 — is survived by his parents, a brother and a sister.  May he and Giangrande rest in peace.

Miley Cyrus just got rid of her totally virginal and hetero boyfriend Justin Gaston, and already has a new guy in her life.

Any guesses who the new dude is?  Jump for the answer, ladies and gents.

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