“You just have to realize who the governor is and who the little puppy is. This kid’s great he’s a got a lot of talent. He doesn’t really have a rock’n’roll voice…he should be the singer in Queen or be on Broadway, but mostly he should shut up about his sexual preferences. Me, America and the rest of the world doesn’t really care. I mean if the story becomes ‘I prefer farm animals to…’, who cares? Be quiet about what you do indoors and go out there and sing.”

Gene Simmons talking to FOX Philadelphia about how Adam Lambert needs to shut up about his sexual orientation and how he needs to figure out his place in the pecking order of rock stars. 

Incidentally, who thinks Gene Simmons needs to shut up?  I’m raising my hand here.

When will these interviewers learn that no means no? 

When most celebrities do press, their publicist provides the media with a list of off-topic subjects.  In other words, “If you ask about this subject, we’ll never speak to you on a press junket again.”  It’s why I get so annoyed when Jennifer Aniston constantly talks about Brad, yet people portray her as some defenseless animal who can’t control what questions are asked of her.  Um, actually, yes she can totally draw a line in the sand.  So when you read all those, “I still save the phone messages from my husband” articles, just know that it’s because she’s actively choosing to discuss Brad. 

Sorry, I’m on a tangent and off track.  Miley Cyrus had a radio phone interview scheduled with the MJ Morning Show today.  Guess what happened when the DJ intentionally asked her about something that wasn’t on the list?  Click here to listen to the dial tone.

This has to be a publicity stunt.  For the past few nights since her tragic breakup, Paris Hilton has been seen in various nightclubshanging out with Cristiano Ronoldo — he’s some hot soccer player — and there have been reports of them heading to Nicky Hilton’s home afterwards.  She cannot already have a new boyfriend.  There must be a 48-hour-waiting period between penises.  It’s a rule.

Here’s Paris with her sister, stumbling around outside MyHouse in Los Angeles last night.

I hope Paris finds “the one.”  You know, the guy that can accept her, genital warts and all.  (I take no credit for that.  Those words came directly out of the mouth of — gasp!– my mother.  You see where I get it from.) 

I’m not giving up on this Abolish Shredded Jeans and Legging campaign until they fade quietly into obscurity and rest alongside acid wash anything and shoulder pads.  And while we are judging Megan Fox solely on her appearance, what do you think of those boots.  Purty, huh?

Oh, man, this couldn’t have been comfortable.  At Game 4 of the NBA finals in Orlando, both Rihanna and (alleged!) bully abuser Chris Brown (the pic I have posted of him is actually from Tuesday’s Game 3, but he was in Orlando at the game last night as well) attended and were seated at opposite ends of the same row.  You just know she was thinking, “Thank God I did my hair,” because I don’t care what anyone says; when you bump into your ex, you have to be looking your best.

Think they’ll meet up again before their official meet up on June 22nd in a court of law?

As many of you know, Mike Tyson got married last week, just two weeks after losing his four-year-old daughter.  Who can judge?  If his new wife Lahika Spicer, can help him cope with these dark days, so be it.

One thing I do know:  these two are kindred spirits, sharing lots of things in common including their matching history of serving time. 

Spicer spent six months in a federal penitentiary last year for taking $71,000 for a teaching job in Philadelphia that she never actually showed up for.  Not good.  And, of course, Mike Tyson served three years for rape back in the ’90s.