Jun 21, 2009 at 02:50 pm by Kelly

Gisele Bundchen pregnant baby bump

People magazine confirms that the leggy baby snatcher will be spawning one of the world’s most genetically perfect progeny with football star Tom Brady. The child is due sometime “early next year” which most likely means January or February.

“Family is everything,” Bündchen, who turns 29 next month, told PEOPLE last month. “I think family is the base to everything. I think that is one of the things I’m most grateful for. I have a lot to be grateful for but I think that’s definitely number one.”

And the stuff that comes out of her mouth is definitely number two. As little as two weeks ago, Giselle and Tom were denying that she was pregnant. But really, we all knew what was up when she was spotted chowing down in a Five Guys hamburger joint last week.

Jun 21, 2009 at 09:47 am by Kelly

Aaden Gosselin, Kate Gosselin

Gosselin sextuplet Aaden Gosselin– pictured above, flying through the air this past April– was taken to a walk-in medical clinic by dad Jon yesterday for treatment of an apparent head injury. He left the clinic with a bandage on his boo-boo, but otherwise appeared to be fine.

No word on what caused the injury, but aren’t things like this pretty standard with kids his age? When I was three, I was jumping on my parents’ bed when, just like the song about the little monkeys, I fell off and bumped my head– well, cracked it open, really. They took me to the emergency room where the doctors all but accused them of child abuse.

With the Gosselin’s high profile life and half of America all up in their family business, let’s hope this doesn’t get blown way out of proportion.

Jun 21, 2009 at 08:32 am by Kelly

Before she was a fiercely clavicled clothes horse:

Victoria Beckham Short Cropped Hair Pictures Photos

She was one slightly more over-tweezed eyebrow and some black lip liner away from working at Dress Barn:

Victoria Beckham Posh Spice Raw Spice

Raw Spice is (unfortunately) available on Youtube in its entirety. A few stray clicks ended with me watching it yesterday for over an hour. I was absolutely stunned by how different Victoria Beckham used to look. The snapshot above is one thing, but you really need to look at the video to get the full picture. “Posh” makes her first appearance at about 4 minutes in.

Amongst other utterly useless pieces of information, the video taught me that the fifth member was originally a girl named Michelle who was thought of as the “smart one.” If they hadn’t replaced her with Baby Spice, there might have been a “Smarty Spice” or a “Bookish Spice.”

Jun 20, 2009 at 10:43 pm by Evil Beet

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We’re hearing from sources that Miley and Nick are DEFINITELY back on!!!

The Jonas Brothers made the first stop of their tour tonight in Arlington, Texas — and Miley was with them! She surprised the audience by stepping onstage during the final song and kissing Nick!!!

Wow, so I guess we know for sure now why she left Justin. Who leaves a hottie model with a package like this for Nick Jonas??

Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she wants the world to know!

Was anyone else in the audience? Anyone have video? Or photos?

UPDATED:

We have video! Well well well. Look who’s in love! There’s just a little peck on the cheek, not a full-blown kiss, but MAN is there a lot of sexual tension. On behalf of Justin Gaston, I would just like to say: “Ouch.”

Jun 20, 2009 at 06:56 pm by Kelly

In the new music video for her single, Fuck You (Very Much) Lily gives the figurative finger to homophobes, warhawks, and racists. And she makes me giggle.

Jun 20, 2009 at 05:35 pm by Kelly

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A child gives the ol’ Roger Ebert to a large man’s neon genitalia at this Saturday’s 2009 Coney Island Mermaid Parade. Actor Harvey Keitel was this year’s King Neptune and his wife, Daphna Kastner served as Head Mermaid. Have fun in the gallery.

Oh, and if your workplace does not consider body paint to be an acceptable form of clothing, some of the photos may not be safe for work.