Anna Kournikova, the most highly overrated tennis player that we only know of because she’s marginally attractive, got into a brawl this weekend in Vegas.
At Lavo Nightclub, some drunk chick pushed Anna early in the night and then threw a drink on her later. When Anna demanded the patron be thrown out, a cat fight ensued that left Kournikova with scratches around her neck. Instead of resorting to punches, she should have just started doing some of those grunts that the female tennis players do — those things scare the hell out of me.
I think we all have a responsibility to diffuse potentially violent situations. When some boozy floozy throws a drink on me, I just start sucking my clothes, quite honestly. Why waste free drinks?
Anyway, Anna’s fine, I don’t care, but I do have a question: Is she married to, divorced from, or dating Enrique Iglesias? I’m supposed to know these things and I cannot seem to unravel this mystery!