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Hugh Jackman Throws Career In Wood Chipper

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Alrighty, so Hugh Jackman and Miley Cyrus are going to be in some craptastic movie together.  It’s a really original plot.  She plays a spoiled heiress and he’s the bodyguard hired to protect her at all cost.  Yeah, that’s it.

Hasn’t this already been done?  It’s like The Bodyguard without the sex.  Dear God, I hope without the sex.  Didn’t the Olsen twins do this storyline in one of their many straight-to-DVD efforts?  And the most pressing question of all:  How did Hugh Jackman fall so far and so fast as to think that starring in a Miley Cyrus anything was a good idea?

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  • You know, I’ve never liked Miley Cyrus, but I saw the Hannah Montana movie yesterday and I believe I’ve changed my mind.

    It was completely unintentional too. A free ticket, and that was the only thing that corresponded with my bus times [[other than land of the lost -_-]]
    So I saw it, and although the movie itself was spectacular, Miley’s acting was brilliant. She was funny, endearing and believeable. I think she’ll do fine in any movie she gets cast in, however the story line for this particular movie sounds dire. Kinda like “First Daughter”?

    Hmmmm.

    • FIRST DAUGHTER! That’s what I was thinking of! Thank you! Couldn’t remember..

      And now look how great Katie Holmes’ career is….

      eeeeeeep.

  • Hugh and Deborah-Lee have their own production company, hence the incentive to do craptastic big box office films. Like Wolverine. I wonder if he’s producing this one? Because Miley is a draw card for a large demographic. Personally I would rather rub shit in my hair than see this film, but no doubt many people will.

  • If they do a love scene together people will go and see it. Maybe he’ll morph into the wolverine and she’ll wear a blonde wig and fishnet stockings. Now that would be hot.

    She’s 18, right?

  • Anyone else put off by how many pictures we see of this kid with her tongue hanging out?

  • I think Hugh is not as worried about ecletism as, for example, Hugo Weaving is, who voices megatron but is just a voice
    And I really think it’s going to be a big hit at the box office
    But no sex involved, of course!

  • What, did all the pre-teens get to stay up late last night??? Who the hell goes to see a Miley Cyrus movie otherwise?

    Yes, I’m tired of seeing her with her tongue sticking out. Apparently she finds it saucy and irreverent — personally I find it gross. Of course I’d rather see her tongue than her oversized gums. I’m still amazed that there are parents out there who think she’s a great role model. Her own parents need to give her some media breathing room and let her grow up a little.

  • Hasn’t she got that thing out of her teeth yet from your story on June 20th?
    Someone give the poor beaver some floss.

  • this thing is actually actively being billed as bodyguard remake.
    i’m totally going to see it… high on mushrooms.

  • How is Hugh Jackman “falling…fast”?
    Miley is a teen icon. She has a huge following. (You, being an ancient somebody’s mother, will not identify)
    Look at the Rock – Hardcore, fierce etc etc. Starts doing kiddy movies and is bigger than ever!

    • What the hell!!!
      I do agree she is a teen icon, I do agree she seems to have singing abilities…but Hugh Jackman is, well Hugh Jackman…their markets are let’s say, not the same.

      and stop attacking the bloggers you ungrateful witch!

      • Witch… I like it!

        Ungrateful to what exactly you IGNORANT DUMB-ASS?
        I have nothing to be “grateful” for.
        Do you need a dictionary?

  • I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT PIPOL SAY ABOUT MILEY IAM JUST JEALOUS I DONT KNOW HER AND THAT I DONT GET TO KISS HER LIKE JOE AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO DO…………………………..OOHHH AND I WISH IGET TO MEET HER AND DO SOMETHING WITH HER THAT I KNOW SHE IS GOING TO ENJOY IT FOR HANNA; 6A NEISON ST GO GET ME AND YOU WILL HAVE FUN ;BUT ONLY IF U READ DIS SOMETHING THAT I THING ISNOT HAPPENING OR GOING TO HAPPEN,BUT ANY WAYS LUV TO F U