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Only Live Lindsay Could Be Sadder than Celebrity Death

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Lilo was in Las Vegas yesterday at a pool party to launch her tanning line Sevin Nyne. Hasn’t this crap been launched like, 5 times already? I’m not sure what the company is thinking, but the more times Lindsay shows up somewhere looking like this, that’s one less bottle of product they’re going to sell.

Even though her birthday isn’t until July 2nd, the shindig also morphed into a kind of birthday celebration for the Lo-ho– complete with disgruntled-looking chefs holding a giant cake and beeotches laughing at her behind her back while she stood by the pool and made her drunk face pose for the photogs.

Maybe it’s those  girls in the pool laughing at her, but somehow I’m genuinely starting to feel bad for this train wreck.

UPDATE: Thanks to a heads up from Wendie, we can now also be exposed to these snapshots that Lindsay uploaded to her Twitter account.

This is a variation of the Lindsay Lohan drunkface pose I like to call “Super Drunkface Scowl on a Bed.”

Lindsay Lohan Sevin Nyne MGM Birthday Party

And…. her semi-sort-of-not-really tribute to Michael Jackson:

Lindsay Pays Tribute to MJ

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