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Christina Ricci Needs a Bra And a Tide Pen

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Dear Christina, there comes a time in every woman’s life when gravity has fully introduced itself to her body.  This.  Is.  Your.  Time.

Also, after inspecting 62 pics of Ricci at the Los Angeles Film Festival, I have concluded that the streak down the front of her dress is neither a wrinkle nor a pattern in the material.  In the past month, this poor girl has lost her bra, her washing machine and her finace.

Megan Fox was nice enough to swing by on her way to a toga party — God, why can’t she find a better red carpet move than blowing kisses? — and Josh Duhamel was looking intense.

Taylor Momsen was cute if not a little cheap looking and someone forgot to tell me that Aubrey O’Day is pregnant — please let that be the explanation for what is on her body.

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  • Don’t care for her much, but in all fairness it looks like a wrinkle and her breasts look great; but this dress does not reflect that fact. Girl needs a bra for this one. They make them in all shapes and size; so it wouldn’t be hindrance to the dress.

  • Wendie is smoking crack again.

    Her breasts look fantastic. Britney Spears’ tits on the other hand make me cringe. Nipples should not point completely down unless you are over 35.

    • it depends on the size and how the girls’ breasts are built… many women under the age of 35 do not life up to your nipple standard. and britney’s do not point completely down.

      • they tooootally point completely down! And her breasts were built with that of silicone, so I’m not sure your argument holds true in all cases.

  • Don’t care what her boobs look like, if she is happy who the hell are you to judge?? Also, I have a jacket that looks to be of the same fabric, it doesn’t look like it has a sheen to it until the light hits it a certain way, just like it is on the obvious wrinkle on her dress. Dump. Wendie. She. Is. A. Biotch.

  • I actually think her boobs look pretty good. I don’t know if you have amazing, ridiculously perky boobs, but they look about average. Also, the dress could have a kind of sheen as Hmm said.

  • OK, I’m probably going to receive a bunch of hateful comments for this but I’m going for it, who has a higher forehead – Christina Ricci or Meagan-Iminlovewithmyself-Fox? That being said, at least is appears to me that Christina has real breasts whereas Meagan’s look as plastic as the 1 gal. of milk in our refig.

  • Ugh why do celebrities refuse to wear bras? They make your shape looks so much better even if it’s just rounding your breasts. You don’t need a push up but please at least a shaper. The top of this dress is not MADE to be braless, it’s extremely flattening to her top half and the peeking nipples is just not cute. Bras are really not that uncomfortable or hassling it doesn’t make sense why one would forego wearing it. You’re a celebrity, you can afford it. I even get really annoyed when women with tiny breasts go braless like Kate Hudson (even though I love her) in How to Lose A Guy with that yellow dress on. They make bras for any kind of dress and your figure looks ten times better when you wear one. End of story.

  • I would add that she needs to powder her face. That ultrashine going on is not attractive.

  • Wendy Wendy Wendy, quote:”After inspecting 62 pics of Ricci at the Los Angeles Film Festival”, is anyone else thinking of a word with a capital beginning with an L.
    She looks fine you are just envious of her, I have seen a picture of you Wendy your a total skank I wouldn’t have sex with you with a stolen dick.

    • Nathan, the L word I think of is: Lucky … as in we are LUCKY to have Wendie here to entertain us. Also: Lovely … because that’s what she is, both physically and as a person.

      You, on the other hand, are a LONELY LOSER. First, your post makes no sense – let us reread it and take a look: “is anyone else thinking of a word with a capital beginning with an L” – wtf? Also, maybe some grammar skills, punctuation skills and observational skills would be helpful for you. There are so many errors in your post … I’ll just hit the highlights: it is “you’re” not “your”; you need some punctuation after “fine”; you need a period after “her”; her name is WENDIE, not Wendy; You need some punctuation after “skank”. And finally, I’m sure you NEED to steel a dick, because yours is a teeny tiny nubbin of a cock that would make Mini Me feel like an endowed stud.

      • Tiffany, honey. Sit down and shove a cock in your mouth like a good little twirp.

      • Tiffany Tiffany Tiffany, I was saying Loser with a capital surely a worded-up ho like you could have understood.
        Your retort was poor and not well thought out, obviously out of hero-worship, 1. do you really think I care about perfect grammar, I’m sorry but she is not worth it, secondarily I’m happy with my dick aren’t you happy with yours lol.
        The fact that I am a stranger to you makes your attack weak, grammar and my masculinity pathetic, I pity you.

      • I pity your English teacher. If I was responsible for your communication skills I would shoot myself.

  • SHE HAD BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY! when she was like 21 years old. give the poor girl a break, she already hates her boobs

  • Coming to this site and the slams on people reminds an awful lot of Perez Hilton ….hateful…

  • Well, Shia certainly looks classy and handsome!

    I used to have a girl crush on Ricci – I still think she is adorable and while a bra would have been a good idea.. she’s still looks pretty awesome.

    • I’m completely conflicted on the issue of Shia. My daughter watched Even Stevens all the time. I thought he was hilarious and a cute little boy, but I didn’t see the potential hotness at all.
      Enter Shia on a motorcycle in Indiana Jones. He looked like his only direction in that scene was to look like the coolest fucking person in the world. He nailed it.
      So now I think he’s hot and it kinda disturbs me.

  • I am jealous of celebs. I want to walk around small town Georgia without a bra. Let’s all burn our bras! No wait, I think they tried that once and it didn’t work out…