Jun 20, 2009 at 05:35 pm by Kelly

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A child gives the ol’ Roger Ebert to a large man’s neon genitalia at this Saturday’s 2009 Coney Island Mermaid Parade. Actor Harvey Keitel was this year’s King Neptune and his wife, Daphna Kastner served as Head Mermaid. Have fun in the gallery.

Oh, and if your workplace does not consider body paint to be an acceptable form of clothing, some of the photos may not be safe for work.

10 Responses to “This Is Acceptable”

  1. Trini says:

    What the….
    Who’s bright idea was it to have the child parade in underwear???
    And why is that man practically forcing her head toward his crotch?

  2. hil says:

    what the foock!?

  3. S says:

    This post makes me extremely happy.

  4. Tako says:

    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

  5. Tracy says:

    That’s awesome, I wanna go to that parade.

  6. Just Saying says:

    Ummmm, Happy Fathers’ Day?

  7. joan says:

    looks just like burning man.

  8. DanYell says:

    Yeah, but for a split second it did look like that the small “child” has a penis.

  9. Señor Loco says:

    Whenever I see these kind of celebrations, it makes me thing that everything they say is going to happen in 2012 (you know, the whole Mayan calendar thing and all ) is really going to happen. It will be like God’s or nature’s way of giving the jwhole world the enema that it so badly needs. I’ve never seen so many people so desperate for attention all in one place.

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