As Beet told you yesterday, the Gosselins have an important announcement to make. It’s a forgone conclusion that they’re announcing their divorce despite the fact that Jon still wears his wedding band while sparking up his mysterious looking cigarettes. God, they are really keeping this sham going right until the bitter end. Oh, and I’m warning everyone right now, if their “important announcement” is that they’ve decided to separate, you can’t even prepare yourself for the fit I’m going to pitch. They’ve been separated for months and months.
Now, a Gawker reader reports, “I was at my friends apt at trump towers on 66th and riverside blvd….. we were in her apt… then left to go to dinner… in the hallway was the realtor of the building and she was with JON from jon and kate plus 8. It was CLEARLY him. He had bloodshot eyes. We all rode the elevator together. He was looking at an apt on the 8th floor.” Was Jon Gosselin really apartment hunting at Trump Towers in…Manhattan? I understand that Jon is really checked out and just wants to smoke joints and screw college girls, but would he leave the area where his eight kids live to move to New York City? Is this the only place where he could find an apartment large enough to house all the cameras necessary to film his weekend visits? Will I be able to tolerate Kate’s weekly, “I’m here. I’m doing this. He’s not. I do everything for my kids,” tirades any longer? When the divorce is final, will there be a new show titled Kate & a Date Plus 8? Jon Movin’ On Without His Spawn?
So. Many. Questions. Monday night can’t come soon enough.