Jun 15, 2009 at 09:31 am by Wendie

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26 Responses to “Bruce Willis’ Honeymoon Pictures Finally In!”

  1. Kevinisstupid says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. These should be stuffed behind a jump! Or replaced with Dustin Lance Black’s nudies.

  2. Eek says:

    What in the world is she wearing part of a bear?

  3. V says:


    ………

    wat.

  4. Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

    dude….
    that dude was in Moonlighting for fuck’s sake.
    SOOOOOOOOOO not hot.
    bruce willis, ya old man, go the fuck away.

  5. Alzaetia says:

    *shaking head* Oh, Bruce…you tool.

  6. BLA says:

    The one where he is cowering in the corner with his little red gloves creeps me out the most.

    I guess everyone has to get paid somehow.

  7. who cares. says:

    some people have waaaaaaay to much time on their hands.

  8. Crassy says:

    Arrrgg… My eyes are burning…..Why god, why?

  9. Spike says:

    I would guess that absolutely no one involved with the shoot, to include the photographer (especially…) is at all an afficionado of bondage.

    What?

  10. Nora says:

    Awwwwkward.

  11. Baho says:

    The kids probably think it’s “edgy.” That whole family is out to lunch.

  12. Mom of 17 says:

    Wendie, I love, love, LOVE YOU!!
    Hahahahahaha!!!
    Bruce Willis is so weird.

  13. mobby says:

    This crap creeps me out.

  14. pinkangel8167 says:

    Sorry, I find it hot! I’d still jump Bruce’s bones in a second. Lucky girl…

  15. fairykin says:

    So?? She’s the top?

  16. DAC says:

    WTF? I’ve seen some weird sh*t in my time, but this tops it. He is so old man scrawny!

  17. Rachel says:

    I just can’t stop laughing! What the hell were they thinking? And since when were clowns part of S&M culture? And gorilla suits for that matter, it thought that was called “furries” or something…

  18. Mercy says:

    I’m most terrified that he appears to have painted his toenails black. Expect headlines “BRUCE WILLIS CUTS NEW EMO ALBUM” any day now.

  19. Just another ho hum attempt... says:

    These uber posed photos are about as sexy as watching someone clean out their refrigerator, except the bleach solution just doesn’t appear to be killing all the bacteria. Just what is that on her arms??? Anthrax??? This is just what the world needs; another (ahem) famous couple pretending to be all hot for the cameras. Luv all the fuzzy spontaneity and passion!!! Quick – get the Penicillin!!!

  20. Luv on a mouldy Iceburg says:

    These uber posed photos are about as sexy as watching someone clean out their refrigerator, except the bleach solution just doesn’t appear to be killing all the bacteria. Just what is on her arms??? Anthrax??? This is just what the world needs; another (ahem) famous couple pretending to be all hot for the cameras. Luv all the fuzzy spontaneity and passion!!! Quick – get the Penicillin!!!

  21. cookie says:

    I’m most terrified that he appears to have painted his toenails black.
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  22. Janem says:

    I hate to say it, but from a photographer’s point of view those are great pictures. They look very good. Sure, the theme’s a little awkward considering he’s got kids and I think no one with kids should ever publish those kinds of photos because come on, those poor girls. But otherwise, me likee.

  23. Nate says:

    70 year old men are NOT supposed to act like this.

  24. Foob says:

    These pictures are remarkably deliciuos, the lighting is spot on and both of them look good.
    However!
    What made me laugh was the comments, especially the one just above mine.
    Sexuality never ends, the need to hug, touch and play never stops.
    Life’s grand, so get your fingers out…

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