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father’s day is next sunday.
Umm..yeah. Father’s Day isn’t until NEXT weekend. Opps.
Yeah…the 21st, dear.
You made me panic for a sec. Then I checked and realized I will be seeing Phish in Wisconsin next Sunday. Thanks for the reminder that I need to do something with my dad this week.
I panicked too -.-
On another note… hmm Anthony Kiedis
Yep, thanks for the photos, but Fathers day is late this year, next week!!
apparently kelly lives in belgium
Dude.. it’s next week
Oh, Kelly.
Wake up!!!
you scared me real bad
I thought it was this week too. I rushed out to buy cards and mail them Tuesday morning.
I almost DIED. Oh god. Haha
OMG so glad I read these comments, because I just had a little tiny heart attack.
um, thanks a lot for making me panic and feel like a bad kid. next weekend, as i thought.
HAHAHA, same here!
Just when I think I have my shit together, someone does this. :D
Hahahahaha embarrassing
you suck kelly
kelly might suck but you blow..easy to talk crap about someone on here isn’t it…hey I just did it to you..that was fun….but you still blow:)
haha, it is flag day, though.
And Boy George’s birthday. I wonder if he’s in prison now.
It’s my birthday, too. I always hated the fact that he’s the only “celeb” that I share it with, really.
And of course.. it’s Flag day, too.
omg, you scared me so bad there for a second.
next sunday. haha
hahaha! I was like; “SHIT! I called my dad today but I didn’t say SHIT about dad’s day. But I looked at a calendar last week and I could’ve SWORN!!”
I’m relieved. But thanks for the early reminder, Beet!!! xo
Kelly, my wife loves you! She’s not as embarrassed anymore.
I had presents and hugs in the morning and later we found it was not today.
I just started an apology e-mail to my dad but then thought to check the comments first.
Great post, Kelly! :)
I know ive already said this a couple times this weekend but seriously, i LOVE beet and wendie but kelly is just terrible. Come on, you made an entire post about fathers day without actually checking to make sure it really was fathers day? This is your job, you get paid for this. Check your information first.
Sorry, pms, dont mind me.
I like Kelly. Her writing voice kills it. She she made a mistake. Big deal. It happens. I’m sure she isn’t beaming with pride about it. Cut her a break! So harsh!
After reading this post, I initially FREAKED OUT before I checked the calendar. Now that I’m calm and collected, I think the post (and the collective freak out it caused) is rather hilarious–it’s very Andy-Kaufman-and-the-fake-screen-static if it was intentional.
i totally agree….wendie & beet make me laugh, i really enjoy their posts, but kelly i’m sorry but totally boring and not funny at all. BEET GET A NEW WEEKEND WRITER!!!!
I almost called my kids in from playing outside to have them call their deadbeat dad!!!
Maybe by next week his phone will be disconnected.
Dear lord, I freaked out when I saw the post!
OMG I HATE YOU. i completely freaked out. check the f*ing date next time!!!!!!!
You’re joking right?
You’re not actually upset about this post.
…imbecile
Okay so, she made a mistake. How about….. YOU CHECK THE DATE YOURSELF, lazy hating wenches! And for all of you who almost had little panic attacks.. Well, I did too. But then I checked a calendar, which is conveniently located in the corner of my computer screen, a single click away – just like everyone else’s – and I stopped freaking out. All sans mean comments. I know most people have managed to do this successfully, but for the few of you who have had difficulty with this, four words: Get laid. Shut up.
I’d have epic amounts of sex with Hugh Jackman.
I second that.
Thanks for scaring the hell out of me.
ok i just clicked on this and i see fathers day splashed everywhere! i was like what the fuck! i was already planning on going to the store to get my dad some half price “number 1 dad” t-shirts, LOL, looks like i still have to pay full price.
duuuudddeee. father’s day is NEXT sunday!!!!
Apparently the “writers” at Evil Beet think it is April 1.
… Hahahaha.
Holy cow, is that Naveen Andrews after the pictures of Farfleck? YUM! Sayid’s one hot bitch! xD
Good thing I rushed to tell my stepdad “Happy Father’s Day” only to have him laugh and tell me that it’s not until next week. THANKS KELLY
Wow. I felt terrible for one split second until I saw how many comments were on this post and knew I had the day right all along.
I talked to my dad for an hour on the phone today – I would have felt like total shit if I had the day wrong and didn’t wish him a happy father’s day. PHEW!
Totally just texted my dad in the other room at 2am after spending the whole day with him: “I’m SO SORRY, I feel like an idiot, and you were so nice all day!!! I can’t believe I forgot!”
Curse youuu for fooling me and now he’s going to laugh when he wakes up.
fired, not funny.
just not very funny
HAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone who is pissed because they thought they forgot it was father’s day shouldn’t be mad.
You obviously didn’t know when it was in the first place.
love ya, daddy!
And this is why we never trust the photo agencies. ;) Double-check EVERYTHING.
hahaha I was like SHIIIIIIT
Kelly is a slave to corporate magazines
BEET!!!!!!!! i’d like to introduce you to Brent Hayden. He beat Michael Phelps on Sunday in the men’s 100m freestyle!!!!!! Mwahahaha! Not only is he faster, he is more attractive!
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/amateur/story/2009/06/15/sp-hayden-phelps-swim.html
BEET!!!!!!!! i’d like to introduce you to Brent Hayden. He beat Michael Phelps on Sunday in the men’s 100m freestyle!!!!!! Mwahahaha! Not only is he faster, he is more attractive!
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/amateur/story/2009/06/15/sp-hayden-phelps-swim.html
As someone said before: it really was Father’s Day in Belgium :D! For a moment, I was very surprised the USA celebrated it on the same day as we do, because almost the entire world celebrates Father’s Day on the 3th sunday of June.
But hey, give her a break, everyone can make a mistake.
Besides that: Anthony Kiedis, yay!
3th?….third?
Que?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father%27s_Day#Dates
i used to enjoy this site. now it just makes me … sad. this is a stupid mistake, but it’s not the first. and it’s easy to roll your eyes and say, well at least we have a lot of comments, bright side, right?
unfortunately, stupid doesn’t correspond to interesting. this site is just all over the place (i get it, more writers, different opinions, but how about a united voice?). add all this to the random bits of mean (“well, i can’t be insightful or accurately biting, so i’ll just be mean. that should work”) and i’m done.
peace :) i still love this site.
HAHAHAH! Kelly, I still think you’re the fucking shiznitz.
So The Evil Beet blew their wad. What will they post next week? The same thing?
lol at the oneals. that’s classic.