George Clooney, You Have The Right To Remain Hot
Jun 12, 2009 at 06:01 am by Wendie

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Have I mentioned that every time I ship a package to Italy, it doesn’t reach its intended recipient?  I don’t know what it is about corrupt Italian officials, but apparently the inconsistencies extend to their law enforcement as well.

George Clooney, who has an amazing villa in northern Italy, was pulled over by cops while riding his motorcycle in Lake Como this week.  What was the violation?  Not speeding.  Not an expired registration.  Just general hotness.  Click here for pictures of George doing pics and autographs with the polizia that stopped him.

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9 Responses to “George Clooney, You Have The Right To Remain Hot”

  1. Roma says:
    June 12, 2009 at 6:15 am

    I noticed a grey hair on my bf’s balls and pointed it out to him. He didn’t take it well. I told him that it’d be okay, since he was so handsome he would end up aging like George Clooney.

    He has since interpreted it to mean that his balls look like George Clooney and takes great pleasure in asking me if I’d like to kiss Clooney today. Wendie, if you’d like to get in on this action, I could arrange it.

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    • YouDontSay says:
      June 12, 2009 at 8:10 am

      How funny! My g/f and I now affectionately call her vagina Whoopie Goldberg after I mentioned how similar her love flaps looked just like Whoopies bicycle tire tube lips. Now if I could just get her pubes to look like dreads I’d be in fucking heaven.

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  2. Amy says:
    June 12, 2009 at 8:04 am

    I’m sorry, but George Clooney is looking more and more like a monkey.

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  3. Anna says:
    June 12, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Yeah, that’s why if you’re in Rome you should post your mail in the Vatican state, because they use the Swiss postal system. /nerd.

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  4. Alzaetia says:
    June 12, 2009 at 10:19 am

    I fuckin’ love Italy…

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  5. joan says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:07 am

    shipping packages in italy totally reminded me of a christmas story. fragile= “fra-jee-lay it must be italian…”

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