Jun 11, 2009 at 09:14 am by Wendie

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48 Responses to “Caption This. And, You’re Welcome”

  1. Liv says:

    David Beckham is the one thing I need to question my sexuality: I don’t find him attractive whatsoever

  2. JennB says:

    I can’t comment…because I’m speechless.

  3. Trini says:

    I was like… “uh… who’s this?” Until I saw the name…
    What’s with the Hitler-Hair-Style?
    Not bad though… nice package!

  4. Pron says:

    Im sorry Im just not that into gay porn.

  5. jenny says:

    “This massive schlong belies my munchkin voice.”

  6. Pickens says:

    “Smell it”

  7. JoeX says:

    I suppose he knows he can’t remove those tats.

  8. Korpil says:

    “It’s Beckham. I’m no David Carradine”.

  9. als3 says:

    i think this is an awful photo. he looks ugly, despite the perfect body.

    whatever – he should just go back to playing footie. leave the rest of it alone.

  10. yummy mummy says:

    Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair (so I can climb up and get into your underwear)

    (Beastie Boys, Paul’s Boutique)

  11. Louise says:

    Oh, no, not for me, thanks. To each their own, I suppose, and I’m glad he has a wife to take him off our hands.

  12. DJ says:

    I’ve seen him look much better. This pic does nothing for me.

  13. Reno says:

    thank you Wendie!!!

  14. HappyGirrrl says:

    Well I am a Beckham fan, so this was much appreciated. Hated the hair, though. Just avoiding that part of the pic ;-)

  15. Leslie says:

    O.M.G. Beautiful man. BEAUTIFUL! But that HAIR! Oy. He needs to cut out the tats tho, I think he has enough now (well, maybe too many).

  16. mcbiscuit says:

    DB is an uncommonly attractive man. On close inspection of the package, I think he is sporting half a chubby. Is there someone on the photog’s support staff that gives it a bit of a rub to make it bigger? Because I want that job.

    • Spike says:

      I seem to recall that at the start of this campaign some months ago they admitted they were ‘digitally enhancing’ his package.

      The fluffer is a computer.

      Sorry.

  17. Jess says:

    I think he’s very sexy in this picture, thank you.

  18. Loving Annie says:

    The armani campaign photographs of him have ALL been quite sexy !
    Doesn’t mean he’s any good in bed – but he takes great care of his bod, without a doubt…

  19. taryn says:

    Thank.You.

  20. DarkEmpress says:

    i dont know whether or not to feel sorry for vicky beckham. sure her husband is hot, but who really wants to have a husband who everyone thinks is hotter than you? especially when you just got voted as having one of the worst celebrity bodies.

  21. tiger beat says:

    Me Tarzan. You wanna be Jane?

    Thanks for the Christmas in June present!

  22. Persistent Cat says:

    He’s so fucking hot, it’s not funny. Oh the things I would do to that man. The things I say no to my husband, I’d beg Beckham for.

  23. EvilMom says:

    Dope on a rope?

  24. hil says:

    looks more like homoerotic photography than anything else… don’t even notice the man undies… just that he’s, you know, clinging on to a giant stiff rope…

    • Alzaetia says:

      Totally. It’s really the rope that pushes it over the edge.
      I just sent this to my gay cousin. Just to brighten up his day.

  25. devonie says:

    are these tats all real??

    • Grace says:

      Yeah, they’re real.

      Personally, I have never found him even remotely attractive – he’s too much like a little boy.

  26. wpolochick says:

    Personally I think he looks hotter in the suit! I love me a man all dressed up ;)

  27. Isobel says:

    he really is quite gay-porny. especially with the rope, it’s like he craves it not that he is offering it to us, women.

  28. Caz2 says:

    PHWOOOAAAARRRRRR.

  29. art minier says:

    A real dork !

  30. murr says:

    screaming,”I have issues!”

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