Jun 08, 2009 at 11:34 am by Wendie

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Sharon Stone was one of many celebs on hand yesterday for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids 20th Annual A Time For Heroes Carnival.  Look in the gallery for another picture of Stone — what has happened to her?  She looks positively anorexic.

Those Hillschicks were there too:  Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie Pratt as well as other people no one cares about, like Shanae Grimes, Melissa Joan Hartless and Billy Baldwin.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz appeared with baby Bronx, as well as a smiley Vanessa Minnillowho posed with a not-so-smiley Nick Lachey.  Denise Richards arrived with her thirdset of boobs and RumerWillis arrived with her chin.

Miley Cyrus performed and did a whole lot of extension flinging.

4 Responses to “Oh, The Jokes Just Write Themselves, Don’t They?”

  1. hil says:

    heinie? i always thought it was “hiney”. either way i’m sure that book is a literary masterpiece. >.>

  2. -Vickyy. says:

    Denisse Richard’s girls (and I really mean her daughters, not her boobs) are gorgeous :). Selena Gomez is absolutely cute, even though I love her long hair more than I love her short hair :(
    Miley looked pretty, but I didn’t get the whole changing-the-lyrics-of-my-own-song thing. That was stupid. Just sing the fucking song and then go home.

  3. Mercedes says:

    Nick Lachey IS smiling.

  4. Melissa says:

    I think Lauren Conrad forgot to tan.

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