Even Better than the ‘Chimney Sweeping Log’
Jun 06, 2009 at 05:48 pm by Kelly
Photo by INFdaily.com

Photo by INFdaily.com

It’s the newest product in worry-free chimney maintenance. Just drop Lindsay Lohan feet-first down your chimney and she’s guaranteed to clean off unsightly ash and dangerous creosote.

Warning: Lindsay Lohan contains alcohol. Do not expose Lindsay Lohan to open flame. If placed in a high pressure environment, Lindsay Lohan might explode.

(Pics of Lilo “dining” at Zuma restaurant and hitting clubs in London on Friday night.

Lindsay Lohan's Chimney Sweep Feet

This entry was posted on Saturday, June 6th, 2009 at 5:48 pm and is filed under Lindsay Lohan. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

19 Responses to “Even Better than the ‘Chimney Sweeping Log’”

  1. mcbiscuit says:
    June 6, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I like the rest of the outfit, apart from the shoes.

    Reply
  2. Hot Mess says:
    June 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Why do we expect her to be normal anymore? This is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about here.

    Reply
  3. Amy says:
    June 6, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    So, like, am I the only one who’s appalled by those pictures of her toes??

    Reply
  4. ltc says:
    June 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    “Warning: Lindsay Lohan contains alcohol. Do not expose Lindsay Lohan to open flame.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAMAZING!

    I don’t know what’s worse – the lady I saw out to dinner with her friends wearing tye-dye fuzzy bear slippers OR these shoes on Lindsay’s grimy feet. I really hate feet so I’m going to Lindsay for the win.

    Reply
  5. kimchi says:
    June 6, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    LOL!!! kelly.. you are too much!
    i actually LOL’ed!

    Reply
  6. AppleCat says:
    June 6, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Oh no.. Lindsay’s bringing fringe back!? Bedazzled, acid washed jean jackets are right around the corner.

    Reply
  7. Whisk says:
    June 7, 2009 at 1:52 am

    She looks like she’s gained a few pounds around her middle, which is a slightly redeeming feature. However it could just be the alcohol bloat, wait who am I kidding… of course it is.

    Reply
  8. quirkygirlkitten says:
    June 7, 2009 at 10:07 am

    looks like someone forgot to shave her ankles again.

    Reply
  9. SolitaryAngel says:
    June 7, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Oh ick–cover those paws, girl! I think she officially belongs to the Amy Winehouse school of personal hygiene now. Nast.
    Hey Linds–thanks for reminding me what my breakfast looked like.

    Reply
  10. slouchy says:
    June 7, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    She’s rockin’ that “My Little Clydesdale” look.

    Reply
  11. specialK says:
    June 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    I’m not going to lie…I kind of love the shoes. There, I said it. Don’t love her gross feet, don’t love her goth-wrapping-paper dress, but those shoes are so delightfully ridiculous, they make me smile.

    Reply
  12. catlass says:
    June 7, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Those are the top of the line ugliest feet I have ever seen and I am a 20-year veteran nurse. I have seen a lot of ugly assed feet. UGH!

    Reply
  13. Grace says:
    June 8, 2009 at 1:20 am

    Kelly, you are the funniest bitch I know.

    Reply
  14. carpet cleaning varcouver says:
    July 5, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    hanks for the great tips to increase revenues.

    I think nobody can be brief as like your post!

    Carpet Cleaning Vancouver

    Reply
  15. carpet cleaning varcouver says:
    July 5, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    Thanks for the great tips to increase revenues.

    I think nobody can be brief as like your post

    Carpet Cleaning Vancouver

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.