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Audrina Patridge Is Hawking Burgers Now

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THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU HAVE MADE IT.

The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes is officially BIG TIME. She is doing something Paris Hilton did years ago — roll around in a bikini with a burger for Carl’s Jr.

Audrina stars in an upcoming television spot wearing nothing but a gold bikini while chowing down on the new Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger.

“I had an absolute blast shooting,” she said. “It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!”

Carl’s Jr needs to come up with some new ideas. Why don’t we lather Audrina in teriyaki sauce and raw beef and then throw her into a pit of wild pigs? It’s just a thought.

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  • O…M…G…

    I’m not typically one to start screaming how disgusting it is to exploit women, though I may think it, but it’s not even original anymore.

    The first time Paris did the “sexy burger” thing it was gross, yet it got attention. Then, didn’t some host of a “Top Chef” (type?) show recently do it, too? Now, Audrina?

    It wasn’t that great the first time, must we do it over, and over, and over? I’m over it.

    • I hate when certain people arbitrarily act like their opinions reflect that of an entire group they belong to.. say like, an entire gender. I’m sure if you were paid a large amount of money to put on a gold bikini and eat a burger, you’d do it. HOWEVER, the public at large doesn’t care what you eat.. so shut up

      • I hate when people make angry comments based on things they extract from other people’s comments….that don’t exist! I never once implied I was commenting on the behalf of an entire group. It was MY opinion. Wow…someone is very (unnecessarily) aggressive. Must say your little icon seems very appropriate.

      • Oh…and I doubt she actually eats Carl Jr’s regularly either (since we apparently care what she eats according to you).

      • I agree with you, JennB. There was absolutely nothing in your comment that made it seem like you were speaking on behalf of a group. I was INCREDIBLY confused by the other Anonymous’ comment.
        Made no sense.

      • If she’s being paid to promote a burger place.. that means someone thinks what she eats matters enough.. then again maybe it’s just your opinion that doesn’t matter

      • “I’m not typically one to start screaming how disgusting it is to exploit women” You said IT IS which alludes to a fact, not an opinion. so yeah, opinions are like assholes.. everybody has one

      • You totally misinterpreted what I was getting at. Since you are more interested in starting a fight than having a discussion on this, I’m not even going to bother explaining what I was trying to say. We can agree to disagree then.

      • Donkey Punch, you’re genuinely funny so I know that you’re a guy, but if you were a girl I’d want to rail the shit out of you.

  • The first meat I ever ate as a child was a hamburger…(was a vegetarian until 12)…and it is now one of my guilty pleasures/favorite foods but this does not make me want to eat a Carl’s Jr. burger…maybe it was my gf staining my tv with the Hills and other Audrina laden garbage but it is better than the Paris version…eww

  • I’ve been a vegetarian for a long time now, but these ads (especially the one with Padma) make me want to eat some meat again.

  • Ceiling Eyes looks great here; and I’m thinking that she will actually break free with Laura Conrad, away from the other losers from the Hills and actually do something… still praying for poisonous jungle spiders to attack Heidi and Spencer.

  • I personally think she looks great, and the gold swimsuit goes well with her bronze skin. Personally, I think she looks classy and does a better job than Paris. As to the comments made by JennB, I agree with your perspective and applaude you on your rebuttal against morons who want to pick an immature fight on a blog. Some people need to find more positive methods to release their anger and tension because making a fool of one’s self is getting old. There’s enough negative energy in this nation, one does not need to feed into it and perpetuate more, get a life and get happy.

    • Yeah thats a fine and good. Positive energy and all that…
      However one only needs to read the actual “stories” posted here by the writers, Beet, Wendie, and Kelly to realise that they are putting their own brand of idiotic negativity out into the world.

      They serve baseless hatred, help spread seriously false information, and have wished death on psuedo celebs all ina reach fro fame and ad$.

      So, you know… you are what you eat honey and these broads at Evil Beet absolutely eat it up, dish it out, and serve it to you cold.

      They WANT any and all comments. Why the hell do you think Donkey Punch lasted so damn long here?

      *Hey Donkey! Happy Friday!*

    • Listen Nerdstein, all of your douches act like you’ve never had a negative opinion about anyone.. Personally, I don’t give two shits about objectifying someone who is getting paid for it. I bet if you asked T.A.F.K.A.C.E. she’d laugh in your face while counting her money. So suck balls and have a happy friday

  • Maybe if she bit into the burger and it tasted so good she opened her eyes up, she’d actually have normal looking eyes for just that second.

  • Carl’s Jr. isn’t trying to sell burgers to chicks, so even though you are welcome to your opinions(especially JennB…thanx for rebutting the idiocy), you are not the target audience of these spots. I do commend Carls Jr. on appealing to the male demographic in the easiest way possible, but I’m not rushing out to buy any Six Dollar Burgers when I have an In-N-Out 2 miles from my house. Thanks for giving me Padma licking ketchup of her fingers but I’ll stick to my Double Double.

    • Don’t worry Rob, at the rate that states are signing onto the gay marriage bandwagon, they’ll have a commercial of some big black dude sucking the extra ketchup off of fries for you soon enough

  • Okay, the whole point of my original comment was NOT to get into a discussion on whether the ad was demeaning or whatever. I agree that she wasn’t forced to do the ad. I probably shouldn’t have opened my comment like I did. The SOLE purpose of my post was to say that sexy girls eating hamburgers has been done before.

    Budweiser did the 3 frog thing way back. If Coors did it, then Corona did it, then Miller did it, it’d eventually get old. It’s like Hollywood and all it’s sequels….some originality, please!

    I understand I’m not the target audience and I know there are probably some guys that love to look at Audrina in the bikini, I’ll admit, she looks good. I’m just saying that I doubt it’s going to make people buy Carls’ Jr. (like Rob N. said). It’ll get people talking about them, but it won’t be as effective as the first time this strategy was used, or the second, etc.

    Okay, I’m officially done. Feel free to rip me apart in the comments, I was just trying to make a point about the advertising.

  • Hah! I think that’s the gold bikini Parasite wore in the retarded ad for champange in a can! EW!? And Ceiling eyes is reckless.. gonna choke, and shows bad eating habits letting the delicious burger parts fall as she takes that first juicy bite.. Ick!> HA HA HA!

  • Audrina’s investments look GREAT in that gold top. Although a stomach like that make’s one question whether or not she really eats entire Carls Jr. burgers…hmm

  • So Audrina was a spokesperson in Peta ads and just two months later she hawking hamburgers? Nice.

  • Um,it’s not exploitation of women…it’s creating a simple pavlovian response: Eventually,after seeing a hottie woman eating a burger in next to nothing enough times,seeing said burger will equate,to the eater,with having sex with said hottie woman.
    I rather think it’s the men who are being exploited in this case; very few if any women will be buying the six dollar burger b/c of seeing Audrian Partridge in a bikini.
    If men are stupid enough to buy a burger,or anything,b/c of a nearly nude chick,then women are surely the smart ones.
    Er,well,the advertising companies are surely the smart ones…
    But,women,capitalize away!
    oh,and I am a woman. Not sure where my ‘funny’ quotient ranked,so I figured I’d tell you to keep things straight.

  • Roofie, you need to shave those pubes off your face and shove a fat cock in your mouth. What kind of fagala trolls gossip sites with that dip shit hippie photo talking about ” If you were a girl Id want to rail you”

    Ugly piece of shit.

  • When did her breasts get so big? This is not an issue over women’s rights and being exploited. She wants to sell it of her own free will, and she did. End of story.

  • Man, I don’t think PETA will be too happy with their new spokeswoman advertising for a chicken teriyaki burger? Uh oh..

  • I found the Carl’s Jr. ad for the bikini burger to be sexist, unfair and sleazy. When they showed guys having hamburgers with the “If it doesn’t get in your face theme”, they avoided sticking a guys almost naked thonged butt in the male viewers’ faces. Do they think men would be hungry for a hamburger after that? No…

    Their smutty add for the bikini burger, which rubbed women’s body parts in women viewer’s faces took my appetite away. Is my money less important to them because I am a female? They aren’t trying very hard to get it.

    They obviously don’t think women are important enough to treat us with the same dignity they treat guys. After seeing this disgusting ad, I could never have Carl’s Jr. food again.

    There is a Carl’s Jr. two blocks away from where I live, and used to eat there a lot. They could not get me to go in there now on a dare because of their sexist and shabby treatment of women in their ads.

    They lost me with this punch below the belt.

  • This IS a situation of exploitation of women. Just because a deluded woman wants to abuse herself and therefore all women in public does not mean a company has to represent themselves with her stupidity. I am sure there are men who would abuse themselves the same way Audrina did for money but I am certain Carl’s Jr would not use them in an ad.

    This ad hurt women.

  • Actually I love carls jr. Just don’t know if I’d want pineapple on my burger. Just like any other t.v. show or commercial out there, if you don’t like it you have enough time to change it. After all that is going on in this world and or country, I can’t believe your taking the time to bitch about this! I’m out!

  • Just like a typical little boy. If what a woman says is irrefutable and punches holes in a boy’s love of anything that degrades women, he attacks her with an ingoratio elenchi. If you cannot figure out why I am here, then why are you here? If there are so many more important things to deal with in this world, and why are you balling about what I write? Many of the bad things that are happening in this world are because of disordered and cowardly attitudes like yours.

    You will not become a man until you no longer find amusement in women doing bad things to themselves.

  • I am here because I stumbled across this site looking for a good pic of Audrina so I could rub one out before I stuck it to one of my lady friends. You know what they say never leave the house with a loaded gun! The only person this ad hurt is you and the other lazy out of shape cun$s that are here cause you are jealous you can’t fit into one of those hot gold bikinis and this makes you feel better about yourself.