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Apparently, there are still people out there who read Cosmo. In July’s issue, singer Jason Mraz was the newest victim asked to contribute his list of the “10 Things Guys Wish You Knew”.
1. You look sexy when you’re puffy from lying on the pillow all night.
2. We don’t understand your addiction to celebrity gossip. Whatever you do, don’t talk about it on a date.
3. Guys get a monthly type of PMS too. We get moody and need our space.
4. It’s the hottest thing when you say, “Are you going to kiss me now?”
5. We read and reread your texts and e-mails.
6. It’s annoying when a girl continues to ask, “What’s really on your mind?” Eventually, the answer is going to be “You asking stupid questions is what’s on my mind.”
7. A lot of us are insecure about our bodies. Women look like beautiful, soft, gorgeous angels when they’re naked. We look like hairy ogres or little scrawny trolls.
8. It’s cool when a girl isn’t weird about food. I love a woman who will eat something slimy.
9. Never tell a guy he’s just like your father. It creeps us out.
10. Put on a men’s dress shirt and nothing else. We’ll be able to unbutton it no problem, and it shows off your legs in a wonderful way.
Whatever, Jason. If I were on a date with you and wanted to talk celebrity gossip, I would and you certainly wouldn’t be discussed. Who are you, anyway?
A special thanks to Celebitchy for suffering through this print article.
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I actually think everything he said was cute
When I read the headline I was thinking “wtf, why would Jason Mraz know what Evil Beet is??”. And here you are saying “Who are you, anyway?” reffering to him..
- Might be different in the states, but he is quite famous in Europe.. His song “I’m yours” was played an awful lot on most radio stations.
I agree with the above comment, it was semi-cute.
“I’m yours” was played alot in America too. Well, in Washiington anyway.
Don’t hate on Jason. He’s a wonderful man.
I love him!! he is soooooo cute, everything in his list is true when it comes tu man.
love love love love love love love Jason.
I love Jason and always have. Incredible artist, and nice ass too. ;)
I hate lists like that.
It wasn’t cute, it was nauseating.
You’re right.
“We get a monthly type of PMS too.” Ugh. What a tool. No self-respecting man would say that.
yeah, and I bet you know all about what a self-respecting man should say. Nora really seems to be the name of someone with a penis.
haha nice one. ;)
I love him!!! I agree the article is very cute and so is he!
You make it seem as though he flat out said “I hate Evil Beet- never talk about it.”
I really don’t understand where your beef came from with this.
I’m glad Jason Mraz is so qualified that he speaks up for all men about what we like. What does he do again? Isn’t he majoring in behavioral studies at some major university? Oh, my bad, he’s just a dumbshit.
There was this girl talking at a party I was at a few weeks ago talking about how she knows that guys don’t like handjobs because Cosmo said we don’t… not true. Every guy spoke up in outrage about how Cosmo doesn’t know anything, and one guy even likened it to how us guys still love handjobs, it’s just that we’re really good at making our own handjobs and are kinding looking for other things if we get the chance. It’s like a beautiful lady offering to make you breakfast and then she makes you pancakes; I can make pancakes pretty well already.
So basically what you really said is that Cosmo was right…men dont want to recieve hand jobs from women because they can do it better themselves.
No. I’m saying that there are other things that guys would prefer, but pancakes are still better than nothing. We still really like pancakes!
They do those lists every article…I don’t think the readers truly believe Jason Mraz is the authority on all things manly…
I love when people’s panties, or boxers apparently, get all in a twist over shit like this. It’s doing exactly what it’s supposed to do. Jason is an awesome artist, and that’s all folks need to know.
Unfortunately, it seems to be true that guys don’t really like to hear about celebrity gossip from their women – my mother-in-law and I love celebrity gossip, but if we try to talk about it with my husband or his dad they both groan and shut down, and my husband has told me to stop paying attention to “that crap.” I guess it makes sense – following celebrity gossip is not very productive, and it’s sort of like bullying – you’re judging someone else, getting involved in their personal business, and often gloating when something negative happens to them – but whatever, I LOVE IT!
Wanna bet this was written by his 40 year old female publicist? Read one more time, and you’ll notice a pattern…
7. A lot of us are insecure about our bodies. Women look like beautiful, soft, gorgeous angels when they’re naked. We look like hairy ogres or little scrawny trolls.
I laughed…my ex-boyfriend always said that he looked like an ogre when naked but girls are so smooth and cute. So, at least one point is true:D
If your a fat chick, then no you aren ‘t smooth and cute.
if you’re a shallow jerk, then no, people will not like you.
Jason Mraz has a good voice and isn’t running around banging every Hollywood ho a la John Mayer. *Shrugs* I can’t bring myself to hate on people who don’t really ask for it.
how do you get puffy from lying on a pillow?
If you lie with one cheek on a pillow all night it gets puffy from the pressure.
I get so insecure about this! D:
I LOVE Jason Mraz. He’s an amazing singer and he’s very popular where I live (HI). I agree, I don’t think he was attacking evilbeet or any celebrity gossip site for that matter. He was just saying that guys don’t like to hear girls talk about celeb gossip on a date. Which makes a lot of sense. Why would you want to talk about Angelina and Brad’s break-up on a date? That’s pathetic.
all i have to say is “so”?
you dont know who jason is and jason doesn’t know who you are.
He is dreamy.
There I said it…dreamy.
he’s awesome. all said.
lighten up, beet. jason is awesome live! he is a great performer, always sounds just as good as on cd. plus he’s funny and cute. yeah, love jason.
I once had a male friend tell me he was irritated that his girlfriend read celebrity blogs. I asked him how often he visited sports sites. He shut up.
Haha… an addiction is an addiction, no? Sometimes they just come in a more tawdry and fashion-forward form.
I don’t get why Wendie,Beet and others take it soo personally when he says he doesn’t want to hear about gossip.Just because someone disagrees with what you do doesn’t mean you should get all pissy about it. Some people just aren’t into that stuff.
Also Celebitchy didn’t suffer though it they actually made great, funny, decent points.
LISTEN UP DUMMIES> SASHA WISHES SHE WAS ATTACKED! SHE AIN’T NO PEREZ AS FAR AS STATUS, WHETHER HE SUCKS OR NOT. IF ANY CELEB BLOGGER WAS ON HIS MIND, IT WAS PEREZ. DREAM ON SASHA, YOU ARE A NO ONE TO HIM OR ANYONE WITH STATUS, MMMM KAY BIOTCH? AND THAT’S YOUR BEEF, THAT HE DIDN’T ATTACK YOU, SMART PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE THIS? DUMMIES, GO BACK TO BED! =)
LISTEN UP DUMMIES> SASHA WISHES SHE WAS ATTACKED! SHE AIN’T NO PEREZ AS FAR AS STATUS, WHETHER HE SUCKS OR NOT. IF ANY CELEB BLOGGER WAS ON HIS MIND, IT WAS PEREZ. DREAM ON SASHA, YOU ARE A NO ONE TO HIM OR ANYONE WITH STATUS, MMMM KAY BIOTCH? AND THAT’S YOUR BEEF, THAT HE DIDN’T ATTACK YOU, SMART PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE, THIS? DUMMIES, GO BACK TO BED! =)
next time, before you decide to take the energy to type a cute little nonsensical rant, ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS, and post it twice, you might take the time to notice that sasha, aka evil beet, did not write this post.
my dear, eloquent and highly intelligent organism…tsk, tsk.
Oh, Jason Mraz is only one of the most brilliant songwriters there is.
Hey guys! We’re from the Philippines and Jason Mraz is very popular around here. He’s a brilliant songwriter and a wonderful guy. Everything that he’s said in that article was actually kinda cute, you have to admit it. Oozing with wit.
I have found that single d00dz respond well to my celebrity gossip addiction! How cute and feminine! It shows that I do not take myself too seriously and am able to memorize things! Also: guys read celebrity gossip, too.
Jason Mraz popped up on my Pandora two nights ago. Really dug him.
Jason Mraz is brilliant… he’s one of the most talented musicians out there.. and totally underrated… I’ve been listening to him since his debut release in 2002.. he’s phenomenal…
no need to hate him cause of some stupid cosmo article.. ??
he’s such a down to earth guy… i can’t imagine anyone not liking him..
also, I thought some of his answers were cute..