I make it a policy to only report every tenth “Brad and Angelina Are Over!” story that gets floated out to the internet and today is that day.
As the Enquirer reports it in their Breaking News section, Brangie’s appearance at Cannes was staged for the media in hopes that no one would know that the truth: they are ovah!
After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it’s finally over between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hollywood’s most glamorous power couple – who never married despite having six children – have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following five tumultuous years together, say sources.
Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.
“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.
“It’s an official split.”
Listen, this is all crap. I just report these stories as a trial run for the real deal. Of course, when the inevitable break-up actually does happen, it’s not like any of us will believe it.
To recap: Brangie aren’t pregnant, adopting, broken up or interesting.