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Oh, This is Acceptable

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Nine-year-old Noah Cyrus — yes, Miley’s little sister — and her friend Emily Reeves walked the red carpet at a recent Hollywood event wearing these.

The pedophile-enchanting twosome also have a YouTube show, just in case they weren’t — uh — exposed enough already.

Honestly, if I say the one on the right has chubby thighs, would that help ensure that she doesn’t wear anything like that on the red carpet for at least another decade? Because I will do it. Seriously I’m trying to save this girl’s life. This would be one thing if she were, say, going swimming, but WTF kind of parent lets their nine-year-old child on the red carpet dressed like this? I watch the search-engine traffic on this website, and it is very shocking how many people stumble in searching for something like “child porn” or “children naked” or “children sexy” or something equally disgusting and disturbing. (Of course none of that exists on this site, it’s just a strange feature of the way search engines work.) But, look, these people are out there looking for children to view sexually. I see them come in here every single day. At least put some pants on your pre-pubescent child before you put her on the red carpet.

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  • Thanks for calling a spade a spade. I guess they are grooming Hef’s next girlfriend so that she gets a reality show and the children’s pay checks keep rolling in. Wow, that pic is on every perv site by now. How sad that there wasn’t one adult around her who told her to put on some pants if she wanted to wear that top out. Very sad.

  • is it just me, or do they look like bobble head dolls with the faces of teenagers and the bodies of little girls? Ugh. All I can say is W… T… F…. were those parents thinking?!

  • Uh, isn’t publishing these photos kind of giving those creepos what they want? I totally understand the point you’re trying to make, but, dude, I don’t want to see those pictures when I come on Evil Beet.

    • Yeah, I thought about that long and hard, but they’ve already run everywhere else — and they’ve been on WireImage for days — so it’s nothing new. I figure if the pedos spend their time looking at shit like this at least they’re not looking at photos of children actually being raped.

      • no, these photos will not stop pedophiles from looking at kiddie porn. they will always find it, the way a rapist will always find a way to rape.

      • It may not be a good justification, but i think the reason it’s on here is so that we, the readers, can actually see for ourselves, the atrocious ensemble they have on, to save us the trouble of searching for it ourselves, and accidentally stumbling upon actual kiddie porn.

      • Well, I hadn’t seen them, so now I have thanks to the site. Any doubt I may have had left re: the unfitness of the Cyrus parents is now gone. They whored out Miley and it looks like they’re starting her sister off even younger. Shameful. What a messed up family.

  • CLOTHES! Put clothes on!

    I wanna see sweatpants and potato sacks on these girls pronto!

  • Is it sad that the first thing I thought when I saw this was “Hey look, it’s another freakish American Apparel ad!” And then it wasn’t…

  • i literally gasped and put my hand to my mouth; my fiance rushed in from the kitchen because he thought something horrible had happened. he was right.

    • I totally agree; I saw the whole set of pictures on another site and I kept looking behind me, hoping no one would see me looking at them. It felt dirty and NSFW.

      • Hmmm….. so you saw the whole set of pictures on another site and then came here to look at them again! Probably hoping to see a little more than you saw on the other site! Is it any wonder it felt dirty? You fucked up little freak!

  • That is really gross. I hope their parents google these girls and read all these replies. And just in case that’s happening, I’ll speak directly to them:
    Put some friggin’ clothes on your little girls! Yes, I believe they wanted to wear these clothes. You are the parent. Repeat after me,
    “Put something decent on or you aren’t going anywhere.”
    You can say that to your kids next time they want to leave the house looking like Paris Hilton.

  • Beet, this is disturbing; what the hell were Billy Ray and his wife thinking; they seem so calculated with Miley; this was such a bad decision.

  • Let’s keep in mind that this ‘event’ was a pool party.

    It’s bad enough that people think it’s OK to comment negatively on adult women’s bodies; doing so to literal children is sick and completely unacceptable.

    • Ah. That does actually shed some light on this. I mean, with that in mind, it could have been worse: it could have been string bikinis.

      • yeah they were bathing suits… and whatever party they were going to had some sort of red carpet beforehand, for whatever reason… but wearing a sweater & purse kind of makes it look like they’re actual outifts.

        creepy….

  • at least Noah seems to be working the red carpet. Poserlicious over there is trying so hard it hurts.

  • It does kind of make a little more sense that it was a pool party. In that case, they are wearing more than they could have been. They actually covered up.

    If I may look at it from a parent’s perspective… There is a pool party, perhaps they are to dress up in some sort of theme, there is a red carpet as part of the theme. That makes a cute party in theory. The problem comes when these pictures end up on a wire service.

  • Bathing suits. They’re going swimming. At least they aren’t wearing bikinis to the pool party and getting those pics online. The Gosselin kids have pictures of them on the beach wearing bikinis over on Zeldalily right now. I mean the setting is different, they weren’t posing for pictures, but that doesn’t stop pervs from looking. I think this situation is just taken out of context.l

    • I second that. Pervs will always find something to sexualize. If this was a pool party event then they’re wearing a pretty good amount of clothing.

      • yep, just think about all the pervs who pull up to parks to take snapshots or get off in their car. it doesn’t matter what setting, as long as a child is involved, those pedos don’t care. GROSS!!!!

      • [my comment disappeared???]

        as i was saying, agree with ash. it doesn’t matter what setting, as long as a child is involved, pedos don’t care. they could be watching children playing at a park or get their rocks off at some play. DISGUSTING.

    • JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Don’t you fucking people have anything better to do than search for pictures of kids on which to project your fucked up sexual perversions?!

      A direct quote from YOUR comment… “The Gosselin kids have pictures of them on the beach wearing bikinis over on Zeldalily right now. I mean the setting is different, they weren’t posing for pictures, but that doesn’t stop pervs from looking.” Apparently, you’ve been doing a bit of looking yourself, you fucking “perv”!

  • The only thing that’s missing is a kiddie cosmo.

    I feel sorry for these girls, they have lousy parents.

  • The fact that the event they’re at is a pool party changes things a little for me, but still…the make-up, the handbags, shoes–all just inappropriate for kids under 10. And I went to another site to verify the pool party thing and saw a photo of Noah (“Noah,” for a girl? Really?) drinking Red Bull, and Emily striking a “sexy” pose. Also the pool party is for a 19 year old; not exactly a “kid” event.

    I know I’m old fashioned but little girls are so freaking adorable when they look like… little girls. When they look like 20-somethings, it’s just freaky. Come to think of it, when middle aged women look like 20-somethings it’s freaky too. It’s like there is now one “age” that all females, birth through death, are supposed to aspire to resembling. Cripes.

      • Uh … what? Your problem with the picture is that they are already overdressed for the occasion, and therefore should be more overdressed?

        Really lazy work calling this a “red carpet” event. Really, really bizarre to claim kids are being exploited (or something, still not really sure what your point was?) then reproducing the “inappropriate” picture. But hey, more google hits from pervs can’t be a bad thing, eh? Nice that you added in the search terms they use, we really hate it when those pervs look us up!!

        Site has been pretty un-funny for awhile, add in this misplaced moral indignation and I don’t much see the point anymore …

  • This Hollywood Event was the 19yr old birthday party of Brittany Curran… In defense of the parents of Noah Cyrus, these little girls love getting dressed up and being girly and that is all they were doing. There were other girls there her age and at the party neither of them were acting the least bit inappropriately. Before everyone starts ragging on her parents, who really have no clue what they are talking about perhaps they should get their facts straight.

  • ok what are they wearing? i thought it was swimsuits, but are those mini skirts? WTF! they are too fuckin short! UHG! i have a 2year old, and i would never let her wear anyhting so disgusting!

  • see, i hate this, because now i can’t defend the little girl with the “chubby” thighs – which i think are beautiful – without feeling like i have to defend myself against accusations of pedophilia. i’m eighteen and a girl, and while i guess what you’re saying makes sense on the surface, i think some idea of keeping pedophiles at bay should be the last reason for making these kids change their clothes. if the argument is just that these outfits aren’t appropriate for a formal event or even for wear in public, fine. that’s perfectly valid. but to me, saying that little girls can’t wear this because it might encourage attention from a pedophile is the same as arguing that a woman who dresses provocatively is attracting rape. it’s illogical, as these things will happen no matter what the victims wear, and it places blame and focuses anger on entirely the wrong party.

    • That’s an excellent point. I still object to the outfits–I think they’re age inappropriate and oversexualized, but that has more to do with my feeling that little girls should be allowed to be little girls and not start worrying about how beautiful (ie “valuable”) they are and their body image and things like that. There are so many other things for girls to focus on and be interested in that will serve them better later in life.

      Sexual assault has nothing to do with a woman or girl “asking for it” by dressing in a sexy way, and women (adult women) have every right to dress in any way that makes them feel good about themselves. Little girls need their parents to look out for their best interests, including guiding them in how they dress.

  • I really don’t have anything new to add to the discussion about the lovely swimsuits those girls are wearing as dresses, so instead I’ll find something else.

    Why the F does a 9 year old need a purse?? What do they have in there, three dollars in quarters and some Lip Smackers?

  • Umm…she’s Miley’s little sister! Hello! This is DISNEY, the same corporation that makes little girls wear tiny crop tops and miniskirts while doing sexual dances! The sexualization of little girls in today’s media and society is a direct result of what corporations like Disney is involved in. Pussycat Doll barbie figures and Miley Cyrus make it seem okay for young girls to have a more sexualized image. Unfortunately, parents are now falling trap to this as well and allowing their children to go dressing like this and trying to emulate these teen pop stars. I think what a lot of these girls need are parents, the kind of parents that won’t compromise their values because of what the media says is okay and not.

  • Sick, gross, wrong, appalling.
    Bad, bad, bad.
    EXTREMELY POOR TASTE.
    Billy Ray Cyrus is a douche bag.

    • … and you’re the smelly cunt who needs that douche bag!
      The only value, meaning, characteristic, attribute, feature, quality, etc. of ANYTHING is what WE, as supposedly “intelligent” human beings, place on it! So the next time you want to call something “Sick, gross, wrong, appalling.
      Bad, bad, bad.”….. you better realize that it’s YOUR opinion, perception and fucked up point of view that makes it so!

  • Neither of these little girls has chubby anything, but we shouldn’t be able to look to check. Very sad.

  • I have a nine year old daughter. EVERY time she wears a dress or a skirt, she herself, will put cute leggings on underneath, without me reminding her to do do. I let her wear a bikini until she was five. Now she wears board shorts and a rashgaurd. Those little girls could have easily worn super cute cover-ups on the red carpet.

  • Maybe it’s because I’m from Australia and we’re beach people, but I don’t really see what the big deal is. Their accessories etc are far more inappropriate, in my humble opinion, than their swimsuits. They’re pre-pubescent — they don’t have anything to hide, and shouldn’t be made to feel that they do.

    When I go to the beach, there are little toddlers running around with no swimsuits on at all (slathered in sun block, but still naked). Are we so prudish that that is offensive?

    I must reiterate, though, this picture does gross me out — Noah Cyrus’s handbag looks like it should be worn by a 50 year old. They look like little Paris Hiltons. THAT is offensive.

    • If I saw these girls at a pool party I wouldn’t be shocked.

      The way they’re posing just catches me off guard a bit.

      But I agree they’re not dressed innapropriately for swimming.
      What are they supposed to wear? Wet Suits?

    • … hmmm… “CPS”….. “Child Pornography Services”…..
      You are a sick and twisted individual!
      Get some help before you hurt someone!
      And that also goes for the rest of you fucking freaks and your asinine comments!

  • why doesn’t that brainless whore-of-mother just put these two on the freeway and pimp them out properly.

    i mean seriously, WTF!

    i wanna punch their mothers right in the fucking mouth. for real.

    did god remove BOTH OF YOUR TESTICLES BILLY RAY OR WHAT!?

    FUCKING MAN UP AND TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR FAMILY, YOU LIMP-DICKED DOUCHBAG!!!!!

    keep sipping from the same chalice as michael loser…i mean lohan and you’ll be allocating funds to reserving entire SUITES at the fucking betty ford clinic.

    dr. drew…dr. phil…..i don’t care who steps in…but don’t let these girls go the way of that poor jonbenet ramsey.

    ri-goddamned-diculous, i swear.

    grrrr.

    • YES! SERIOUSLY! WTF?! Some hypocritical bimbo calling herself “hotmilfchocolate” proselytizing on morality, decency, and propriety! Maybe YOU should be “punched right in the fucking mouth”! And then have it wired shut so no more shit can spew out of it!

  • Ugh, this is really too far. My mum would NEVER have let me wear clothes like that when I was that age! Plus I wouldn’t have been allowed to wear makeup…

    But that’s pretty scary about pedos, I can’t believe most of them get away with it…

  • GUYS, their parents grew up eating possum and drinking moonshine and shitting in outhouses for christs sake!! Getting electricity was the best thing to happen to the clan since Mabel Jean got all the way through junior high before dropping out and dropping the first of ten kids. Remember, the fruit ain’t gonna fall far from the tree, no matter how big the tree gets.

  • Was the forty pounds of make up really necessary for these kids? If it’s a pool party I understand the swimsuits (though maybe a pair of shorts could have been worn over), but the mini stripper shoes? The purses? That’s ridiculous. Little girls need to be little girls. There will be plenty of time for inappropriate sexualization once they reach puberty, Hollywood.

  • wow. Did you even watch the video at all? even like the first five seconds?? They were at a friends pool party who had a fake red carpet set up. They’re little girls. stop being such jerks. and next time do the research before saying you’re dissapointed in their parents.

    • Thank GOD there’s at least ONE other rational human being here besides myself! Namaste!

  • ok, they were at a pool party, i don’t have a problem with the cossies, it’s the make up, bags and shoes i have a problem with.

    They are just far too old for them. I think parents allowing their little girls to wear so much make up ect. is what causes them to grow up too fast. I mean their little girls for god’s sake, can’t they just be children without worrying about make up or bags?

    And besides, what were two 9 year olds doing at a 19 year olds party?

  • One word: sarong. They make real nice bathing suit cover-ups these days–you know, cover-ups that, like, adults wear, because even an adult in a bathing suit on the red carpet is kinda taking it too far. Also, they covered up the girls’ arms, which is so random! What about the cute little wrappy things they make so that women feel comfortable taking their bsuits into hotel lobbies and shit. Wow.

  • WTF? At what point do parents stop letting their little girls pretend to be teenagers? I don’t care if it is a pool party, stop dressing up little girls like little hookers. The shoes, handbags, makeup? What the hell? My moms let me wear some Bonnie Bell lipgloss when I was like 11, I think……this is over the top, I don’t care what the situation is.

  • HAHAHAHAHA that little fuck is so ugly

    noah is the name of an ark, not a girl. who looks like a troll and she is very ugly. VERY UGLY! i bet she looks like william h. macy when she grows up

    • hahahahaha!
      Noah is NOT the name of an ark!
      I’m not even a christian, and I could tell you that!!

    • …and I’m sure YOU”RE the epitome of beauty and human perfection!
      Your stupid fucking avatar is probably far more beautiful than YOU!

    • Oh….. yeah….. I almost forgot…..
      You’re not only disgustingly ugly…..
      YOU’RE ALSO A FUCKING IDI0T!!!!!

  • These pictures are so wrong in so many ways…Would it have been so hard to have put some shorts on them, scrape the unnecessary makeup off and stop them from posing in a slutty Paris Hilton type manner?

  • I don’t care if it’s a pool party they’re going to, this get up is still not appropriate to me. Heels? Make up? Purses? Animal print sweaters? Substitute all for flip flops, sunscreen and a beach bag with towels and clothes and it won’t look so kiddie porn!

    It’s not the swimsuit that make em look bad, it’s the accesories. Not appropriate for swimwear, or toddlers for that matter.

  • i’ve thought about this, and i’ve decided it is not the bathing suits in public that is bothering me in this photo. they are little girls, after all, and whatever event thay are attending i’m sure is linked to water in some way. it’s the grown-up accessories and the posing that are freaky. and i think -but i could be wrong- they are wearing frosty pink lipstick? if so that is creepy too.

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    • So you’re looking for “cute little girls”?! You fucking twisted little freak!

  • Child pornography? Hello! These girls are wearing bathing suits! If pedos wanted to look at girls in bathing suits, they could go read the Sear’s catalog. For real. You people act as if they bent over and spread their labias. Get real. Apparently most of you people are members of the American Taliban. You want all your womens -under the age of 18- to be wearing a burkah head to foot. TO STOP THE RAEP! You know, that is exactly the argument coming from Muslim countries to explain why women need to be locked up 24 hours a day, and dressed in mumus and masks. TO STOP THE RAEP! Earth to moral retards: These girls are wearing clothes. CLOTHES I TELL YOU! I guess what really bothers people is that children don’t like being locked up in their little cage. When one gets out and has some fun, the whole world has to flip out. OH NOES, A CAPTIVE HAS ESCAPED! SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS THINKING OF HER VAGINA! NOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD SAVE US!!!! STONE THE PARENTS!!!! DESTROY THE MEDIA!!! ANYTHING TO STOP US THINKING OF HER HAIRLESS VAGINA!!!! AAAAAAH!

  • I Feel Like Noah Cyrus Is Gonna Be A Hoe Like Her Sister Shes Ugly That Lil Girl Looks Like An Ugly Miggettt Daum And She Totally Looks Dumb In That Dress Her Lil Friend Looks Wayy Beter

  • There is something SERIOUSLY WRONG with you people!!!!! There is no such thing as “inappropriate”, no matter what the issue or circumstance! Whenever ANYONE perceives ANYTHING as being “inappropriate”, it’s nothing more than a reflection of their own fucked up mentality! “Inappropriate” just means that it makes YOU uncomfortable! And why does it make you uncomfortable? Because YOU, and that disgusting little turd that you call your “brain”, place your own thoughts and feelings on whatever it is that is making you uncomfortable! I saw nothing even remotely sexual or perverse in these photos until I started reading the comments posted by you sick little insects!