I’d like to talk about everything I missed out on last night.
I missed out on Conan’s Tonight Show debut because I was too tired from watching two hours of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. Incidentally, that show (IACGMOOH) is so horrible, it’s on four nights this week, and really needs to be renamed I’m An Innocent Citizen…I Don’t Deserve Such Poor Television Programming. And even though I really wish that couple — the one we don’t discuss ’round these parts — would fall off the planet, I was reading an article about the suicide rate among reality TV contestants — I couldn’t believe the statistics. So, whereas I don’t wish that fate upon them, if they did happen to trip on a coral snake, well, that would just be God’s plan, wouldn’t it?
Even worse than missing Conan was forgetting that Jon & Kate Plus 8 was on last night. So while I was watching unknowns eat tarantulas I could have been watching Kate eat up some more publicity instead. Devastating, really.
I watched both new episodes of J&K and you didn’t miss mutch! The first one was from March and had Kate’s birthday on it. Which is older than the season premier…. Jon, who was gone sking “again” was trying to make himself look thoughtful, trying to help less fortunate childre…. This was shot before the had admitted to his little romp…
The second one was Maddy and Kate went on a trip… Not too exciting… There are some articles on it at
http://womensthougths.wordpress.com/
I wish they could fly Kate to the jungle with the rest of those losers and have her and Spencer wrestle in a parasite infested river. Love the opening for Conan! That was funny.
J&K was kinda boring. I think they were trying to show Jon in a more positive light so people wouldn’t keep hating on him about cheating, and it was actually boring compared to the premier…don’t fret.
“God’s plan”—-frikkin hilarious, wendie!
I LOVE your writing!
you really need to get yourself a tivo, or dvr!!!! then you wouldn’t miss ANYTHING. unless your cable service provider’s dvr allows you to record ONLY two shows at the same time ))))))): *cries*
I just heard on the Stephanie Miller show that Speidi quit again, ahahaha!
Can someone please explain the whole issue with her dry shampoo? Is she trying to promote her own line? Why else would someone care so much about a stupid effin label and using it while they were all sitting there in a group?? I F’IN HATE those two and if I see them fake pray or refer to themselves as “Christians”, I am on the next plane to Costa Rica, no joke. I cannot even believe that they think they have fans. Ok, sorry that is my rant for the day but they literally make me naseaus (sp?).
Referring to Heidi, in case that wasn’t clear but I don’t know how anyone can confuse that much hate for anybody but Spencer or Heidi :P
So Speidi quit again today. The entire focus of the show was on them, so it will be difficult for the producers to change the story line. I think Speidi signed up for some quick publicity and never intended to stay. You know you’re in trouble when the most sane person is Steven Baldwin..
You missed Conan?!? Poor Beet… You missed a nice show. I loved it, it was a nice start, with a good mix of introducing himself to a new audience and winks to his ‘olden days’ fans. A promising start! (geez… re-reading myself, I realize that I sound like some nbc flunky trying to plug Conan… but I really liked it, what else can I say?)
are you freakin insane? i watched the show and it was totally fun as hell to watch! you say it’s on four nights this week? i gots to watch! i just love how spencer got all pissed off because of what those women did, and how he told that one lady all she could sell was steroids LOLOLOL, hiedi being a crybaby, and janice is a bitch as usual, LOL. sanjya was too cute! you have to admit, without those 4, the show would have been a snooze fest!
Hahah victorian doll museum was the best part of that clip! Anyway, I missed ALL of that crap last night, but part of me is glad.